First of all, Bitch...

The winner

the jumbotron operator:

the gay girl dating scene is really like this

why did you add this to my post about wanting to have sex with women

The post that almost went to horny jail, then landed in wholesome territory

Oh, shut the fuck up. Why is it “horny jail” for a woman to want to kiss another woman? Why do women who like other women require a “wholesome” edit to fix their “horny” comic that was about nothing more than an expression of attraction? Because we’re gross for our desires? Because we’re unpalatable unless we’re ~chaste~ and ~wholesome~ and ~unpolluted by sexual attraction~? People view all lesbian attraction as predatory and it SHOWS. I hope you’re ashamed of this, genuinely.

Tumblr users never think critically about the religious views they were indoctrinated with as children and up creating cathowlwicism

fixed it

Sharing this because I had NO IDEA that this is how they worked… 

I did but it is still super cool to see it close up in such great detail.

There’s something of the obscene about this.

Spreading my legs like a fountain pen nip

can i show you guys the funniest friggin. palm tree

yes

what the fuck

that's a silly straw

get seussed

She doesn’t have the r a n g e.

Always reblog this classic.

When the straw gets the last tapioca pearl in your bubble tea

I think we're too harsh on medieval painters because this is legitimately what some poodle mixes look like

like. these breeds didn't even EXIST yet back then. those painters were PROPHETS.

sorry. what the fuck was that?

he gaggy on my rogers until I whoopsy-doo

bro this is latin. someone actually thought latinos speak latin in latin america

Here's a comparison video between two pieces of the same cat! I started hand embroidery at the beginning of 2023, and seeing them side by side is my favorite. Enjoy!

Those EYES?!?!

Note to self do not leave pens in the car in arizona i gUESS????

ALL OF THEM

Google sent a lone employee to map an entire abandoned Japanese island.

Occupied for over a century, and briefly the world’s most densely-populated island, Gunkanjima, Japan (aka Hashima) is now one of the loneliest places on the planet.

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me wh… the .. me when the werewolf… me and …

finish the sentence

I CCAN'T BREATHE

Sorry I commented "fag alert" on a picture of your newborn baby 🙄