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Why don't one of you run for president?

My golden haloed angel baby, nothing will ever rival the pleasure I get from standing here next to you, basking in your feminine glow. Just this morning I was embracing you in my pirate arms, kissing every womanly inch of you as you helped me apply my eye liner. I’m so proud of you. Few have managed to become the timeless comedy icon you are while still managing to keep dudes like me on our toes, wondering if and when they will ever be able to wife you up. Darling beauty, you have accomplished so much and all of it looking as sexy as you do. You deserve more than a star on the Hollywood walk of fame, you deserve all the stars in the sky, a thousand puppies wrapped in bows, a tender hot oil massage– oh wait, this is getting a little personal. And there’s a drawing, there’s children here so I’m just gonna skip the rest of this. Alright, this is a long speech. Goddess, blah blah blah. Perfect in every way, blah blah blah. Body that won’t quit, okay, let’s get to the end. You’re a really good dancer and even better driver. You are the Jack to my Sparrow, the Gilbert to my Grape, the Whitey to my Bulger. Oh, and don’t forget to blow off Rashida for coffee tomorrow. In closing, there’s really nothing this woman can’t do. I love her, please marry me. And from me, personally, Amy Poehler, congratulations. My dear friend, you have the unique combination of boundless talent and unwavering integrity. I am very lucky to know you, you are the real deal, I love you. - Rashida Jones’ speech for Amy Poehler during Amy’s Walk of Fame

Amy Poehler Is Honored with a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

Amy Poehler attends the 67th Annual Primetime Emmy Awards at Microsoft Theater on September 20, 2015 in Los Angeles, California.

Amy “I’m not a big fan of selfies” Poehler.

Bradley Cooper and Amy Poehler - 'Wet Hot American Summer' Trailer

“I was the daughter of two public school teachers,” Poehler says. “I had great teachers who encouraged me. There’s that wonderful age in young boys and girls, the prepubescent age, where they want to be a scientist and a teacher and a motorcycle rider and police officer—you know, the imagination is running wild. Smart Girls is this idea of creating content that I would like to have seen at that age. It’s an attempt to have an antidote to all the negative stuff on the Internet. It’s an attempt to be a joy-spreader, that’s for sure.”

“Gimmie that money, gimmie that money”

“The internet is so tough, I think it should be over. No one is asking me my opinion but I think we got some really cool stuff out of it and I think it should end now.”

Amy Poehler arrives at the Australian premiere of "Inside Out" at Event Cinemas George Street on June 15, 2015