Imagine the cross guild trip being nosey af
You: it doesn't matter if you don't tell anyone else you're in debt, Crocodile, Mihawk, and Buggy will find out.
Alvida: Keep your voice down, they're just in the next room. And no they won't, I'll just take a gig, and pay it off when I come back.
You: those three are the nosiest bitches I've ever met, I wouldn't be surprised if they found out about it in the next fortnight if they don't already know about it.
Mr. 3: I've worked with Sir Crocodile for almost a decade, he's never struck me as one for gossip.
You: you don't believe me? Watch this. *Gasps loudly* No! Shut up! ... Who got her pregnant!... Oh my GOD! How? ... OOO boy.
Mihawk: [leans back in his chair, so his head pokes into the door frame]
Buggy: [separates his ear and bounces it into the room]
Crocodile: [rolls his desk chair into view]
You: [points at them] I caught you, a bunch of nosey bitches, the lot of you.
Crocodile: [glowers at you] So no one is pregnant?
Mihawk: it appears we've been duped.
Buggy: Boo
Mr.3: [gawking]
Alvida: We're having a private conversation, didn't your mothers ever teach you eavesdropping is rude.
Crocodile: no, I didn't have any parents.
Buggy: two dads
Mihawk: no comment
You: I have some juicy gossip about the Wrangler and his girlfriend if you're interested.
Crocodile: [plops his files down] Alright, spill.
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