who is that pip with pizzazz?

• she says she wants holt to be her rabbi
• instead of calling it the spa or Turkish Bath, she refers to Jake going to The Shvitz. (ep: Old School)
• Jake wishes her Happy Chanukkah (in the episode Christmas)
• instead of getting holt one present, she had six small presents which is short of eight but way too short of a full advent or 12 days (see above)
• went to magnet school (it was probably day school)
• family events center around thanksgiving and never christmas & is in general way more obsessed with thanksgiving dinner than christmas or other holidays
• is cuban, and there’s definitely a cuban jewish population (one of the local cantors where i am is cuban!)

• she saw a complete collection of the talmud and fell in love with the cross-indexing 
• that one time she was like “i LOVE complex and obscure rules” when getting paperwork approved for holt 
• wants a rabbi in her life (both holt and a real rabbi)
• loves books a whole lot so probably read the recommended reading list in a week 
• shavuot is an all night study session and that is the best kind of holiday amy santiago has ever heard of she would convert based on that alone 

Damn cap! Are you secretly cool? Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician. Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.

Peralta, this is not the time!

↳ Day 7 ● Free Day/Fave Character ● Jake Peralta

“I’m not hungry. It’s a figure of speech, obviously I’ll have some.”

agents of t.e.l.e.v.i.s.i.o.n: brooklyn nine-nine edition ↳ coulson is such a bother figure.

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