don’t talk to me about slow burn until your otp takes over 130 years to admit their feelings
joss whedon: loki tortures and murders people for fun, and, despite being the god of CHAOS, is a fascist who says things like “it’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation”
taika waititi: loki is an annoying little shit who day-drinks, puts on theater about himself, and fucks his way to the top
joss whedon: loki and thor are gods, so they always talk proper and posh and in cryptic riddles so for no reason. it makes them seem more powerful and mystical.
taiki waititi: one time when they were kids loki turned into a snake because he knows thor loves snakes and then thor went to pick up the snake and then loki turned back into himself and screamed “yueagh, it’s me!” and then he stabbed thor
My name is Gendry, your grace.
#what should have happened
mary jane’s only real characteristic is that she’s out of peter’s league, and lets be honest, zendaya is out of everyone’s league
5 “children’s” movies that are actually closer to horror films | Coraline (2009)
→ A stop-motion film that somehow managed to score a kid-friendly PG rating (despite the source material’s adult subject matter), Coraline’s horror lies in its twisted imagery, adult-centric psychological themes and a constant feeling of everything always being just a little bit off. The beginning is simple enough: a young girl, starved for affection from parents who seem too busy to give it, discovers a doorway to a parallel world similar to her own but with seemingly loving and attentive parents. Most of Coraline’s first act plays out innocently enough but then soon dissolves into darker themes that prove blood and gore is not necessarily needed to make a successfully terrifying film. The “Other Mother”, whose voice drips with saccharine sweetness, lures children into the “Other World”, trapping them and sewing buttons onto their faces in place of their eyes (“so sharp you won’t feel a thing”) and ultimately transforms into a monstrous half human, half spider hybrid. Her final transformation into something that would terrify an adult, combined with an unsettling feeling of dread throughout the film, Coraline is filled with so much Nightmare Fuel that re-branding it as a horror film is more than appropriate.
writing tip #1374:
instead of a love triangle try doing literally anything else
Like… I don’t even know what to say anymore… how can people think that bellamy is not in love with clarke… are we even watching the same show
when filming a tv show you should ask yourself will the fans be able to gif this if not then add more lighting
seth: i heard you were sexualizing kate in here?
seth: i swear to god i will kill all of you
I sold my soul to a three piece, And he told me I was holy, He’s got me down on both knees, But it’s the devil that’s tryna hold me down.
sometimes I think about my own character development