Purple Soda!

Really feeling myself today 🥰

Reblogging this because you can now see all my naughty bits on the internet!

Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!

Angel on my shoulder: we're extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you're wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger's tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story

Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he'd taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i've seen the way you've looked at him..

My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!

slay him, Maki

That's right ya'll, Gay Sex is now legal on the trains and we encourage you to do it 24/7 on your trips

FINALLY

amtrak fucker pride flag by @sockpuppetdynasty

Pete Bittigieg's LEGACY 🧡💛💚💙💜

I want no connection to this bootlicker of a man

hey uh why does he have big naturals

It's the only photo of him that I have. ):

Pete Buttigieg doesn't deserve big naturals

she said “nut in me” so i packed that thing full of cashews

dick game amelia bedelia

I haven’t seen a lot of talk about this, and I know we’re all emotionally/mentally exhausted in the USA with rights being stripped, but I think this is important. She’s a brave fucking woman, who is no longer allowed to speak for the people she represents.

Much like the Pearson and Jones expulsion, this is a flagrant move against democracy. However unlike P&J, she wasn’t expelled, just not allowed into the House meetings and not able to speak. She can vote, at least, but…that’s not much in a republican majority.

There’s videos of her colleagues telling her she can’t occupy a public space outside of the chamber either. They stand menacingly around her and attempt to intimidate her into leaving the public area. In their formal letter, they claim that her “hate speech” (really she said that banning gender affirming care would put blood on their hands) would lead to more incidents like the Covenant school shooting. That’s a not so subtle way of saying transgender people are dangerous.

NONE OF YOU ARE EXEMPT FROM THIS 🫵

Yes I did reblog 4 times in succession because people need to understand this concept.

I just made the biggest “and I OOP” sound

Coyote found a squeaky toy I accidentally left outside. Turns out coyote love squeaky toys too. 

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whoa dude when I heard about "radfems" I thought it would be some most radical females! 😍🤙

but these chicks are saying some bogus things about other babes 😬

found this in the comments of a blazed post n im keeping it for future use