deleuzians on structuremas eve when they hear rhizome claus networking down the chimney.

CRAWLING UP THE FUCKING WALLS

may 25, 2005: "My beautiful new CD, hehehe, I was annoying everyone about it before it came out,I was sooo excited and my friends will tell you that too hahaha, ah good times." (x)

bob dylan

ok so basically bob dylan is nonbinary

Who tf is bob dylan?

they're nonbinary

butch cassidy and the sundance kid was like paul newman and robert redford as an old married couple but the sting was like dilf paul newman and his boy toy robert redford despite being made like 5 or 6 years later (i don't remember im not looking it up) they made him younger for why? so in 2023 people on tumblr can call the age gap problematic. that's not true at all im posting from an alternate dimension where the sting is really big for some reason and everyone posts about it all the time

i was listening to the "i might say something stupid" remix feat. charli xcx, the 1975, and jon hopkins — profoundly lynch brothers; profoundly aluminum cowboy.

Our favorite photo from when I was trying to get a Christmas-card worthy photo.

A sheep in the role of Cordelia in “King Lear With Sheep.”Credit” Nick Morris.

Source: ‘King Lear With Sheep.’ Yes, Sheep.

old people are always like "aaaahhhhhhghhhhh everything used to be so much better" like yeah i bet it fuckin was. no bras. sniffin glue. quaaludes. no seatbelce. no iphone. cigarettes were still good for you. tight pants. everything was flammable. well i guess we should all just kill ourselves then huh

can i come over and look at you like this and then try to leave

went on the most insane grindr date of my life last night hold on

>be me

>guy whose profile says he’s 22 hits me up

>bio says he’s looking for a dude to make out with on a helicopter

>little weird but ok

>like 2 messages into the conversation he brings up the fact that he’s super rich

>must think i was born yesterday

>clearly a human and not a bot tho

>bored so i keep talking to him

>adds me on snap

>decent snap score

>story basically just rich guy flexing

>still probably fake

>asks me to come to his hotel

>really swanky one that i’ve heard of, obv never stayed there

>says he’ll call me an uber

>10% chance he’s legit

>90% chance i’m getting murdered

>win win so i decide to go

>get there, knock on door

>dude in pictures opens it

>absolutely shocked

>immediate lights a joint in the room without opening a window

>”i’ll just pay the cleaning fee it’s whatever”

>starts telling me about different plastic surgery techniques and all the ones he plans on getting

>not insecure, just thinks they rule

>there’s a stack of cash on the desk that’s more money than i’ve seen in one place before

>like 5k just sitting there

>we talk a little, eventually ask him why the fuck hes so rich

>this whole time he’s watching videos of plastic surgery being performed

>tells me he invested some money his parents gave him in hs and got lucky

>no job, owns a nice apt

>pretty much all he does is have sex with guys

>tells me he literally flew here to fuck a dude

>”haha check out how they’re sanding down this bone”

>offers to pay for laser treatment for my scars

>say no because there’s no way i can say yes

>kinda like them anyways

>have sex

>he orders a fuckton of food from an italian place

>”idk why i got all this i’m lactose intolerant”

>tells me at length abt how iceberg lettuce shouldn’t exist

>eats a plate of mozzarella sticks and falls asleep

>like meeting a modern day dorian grey