nailing it

geometry dash roommate

cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,

i practiced that cough for 15 minutes

For Sale: Baby Shoes. Heavy wear, almost as if the baby had been hiking.

my hobbies are pining longing yearning desiring craving and umm. wanting

“they were flirting with you” and how was i supposed to know such a thing when everyone speaks in codes and puzzles

you are doing some sort of riddler shit to me.

i am suffering from mental health

THATS NOT SPONEGBOB THATS NOT SPONGSBOB

I have deep love for the cat.

*unable to ask if you want to get food with me* do you have any plans for what happens if you get hungry?

a comic about a husband

Beautiful comic about my love for Nintendo Ring Fit 🫡

I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up