Ye Olde Cunte

Yet another "I don't know which one it would be funnier for Cinderella to lose" pair of shoes

my personal favourite

I don’t really Go Here but u can always rely on this man to read a right wing politician’s outfit for filth

I mean. Just devastating 😭

This man has LETHAL comebacks. Idiots keep trying to get one over on him and he has never missed

Actually no I'm double reblogging this I found the one where he *calls a guy's tailor* to confirm his suit isn't actually bespoke

You cannot win in his arena. This isn't "if you come at the king you better not miss" this is "don't fight a shark in the water"

I gotta add this one

Yet another "I don't know which one it would be funnier for Cinderella to lose" pair of shoes

this one is easy.

have her lose "Mother"

her remaining shoe just says "fucker", which is funny on its own. wax poetic and you get something like, "hither, the charming prince comes, and with him he bears; the mother to the fair maiden's fucker"

Also Cinderella's whole plight started because she lost her mother so losing her "mother" on the palace steps during the Dark Night of the Soul part of the story something something

The Acropolis of Athens is an ancient citadel located on a rocky outcrop above the city of Athens, Greece. It contains the remains of several ancient buildings of great architectural and historical significance, the most famous being the Parthenon. Much of the site was constructed in the fifth century BC, under the ambitious plans of the Athenian statesman Pericles, as a tribute to thought and the arts.

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Source imagery: Maxar

Knitting, 2021 - by Joseph Ford, English

this is one of a [series] and they're all fantastic

joseph ford is the photographer and the knitter who made the pieces is nina dodd (ninadoddknits.com)

Alex Jones is livestreaming rn and for the first and only time in my life it's appointment viewing. He got evicted from his studio mid-stream and they had to cover for him when he popped up in his "satellite studio" (a room in his house I assume) devoid of the Infowars branding. He's talking about how "tens of millions" of people have watched his final broadcast & you can literally see he has far less than a million viewers in the bottom corner (and this is on Twitter, which inflates views of videos ever since Elon had to convince people anyway gives a shit about Tucker Carlson's livestreams). He's currently whining that they chose not to sell his site back to him at auction, so he could keep doing the crimes that are why he was selling his website.

I didn't see this personally but he's apparently read out the Onion's announcement, which is a fake article by a fake corporation, out loud several times as if it was real. Anyway it should be noted how screwed he is, bc...

...while he can livestream under his own name, they own his warehouses of dubious supplements. He has nothing to sell but t-shirts protesting that his show is going down. Since Infowars was, first and foremost, a lifestyle brand, this leaves him, scientifically speaking, "totally fucked". He doesn't have ads, that's the only way he makes money

He just promised that he will "win the information war" which. You were sued into oblivion for lying about the parents of murdered children & lost your platform so hard you don't even have a studio anymore & your brand was seized by a rival to make fun of you. I didn't think the Infowar was a real thing you could lose, but I'm not sure there's a more definitive way to lose the information war. Anyway he's now ranting about fluoride

unironically my favourite tweet ever

THIS IS ASBESTOS

this has broken us. there are no more bits to be had. she’s already recommended fucking asbestos to Connect Deeply With Your Inner World. we’ve reached the zenith

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

🌖The Calling🌘

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elf liberalism probably goes insane

"elf liberalism is basically the same as gnome fascism" - phrase that has been echoing in my head for the past 30 minutes

What the fuck does this mean?

its not my job to educate you

Gnomes are libertarians

North Pole elves are actually monarchists.

And what about the Keebler elves?

Property of the Ferrero Group. They come as a package when you buy the brand like serfs with a portion of farmland.

Dwarves have devised the perfect system of governance, honed by millenia of reform and, when necessary, revolt.

They haven't told anyone any of this.

Dwarves have an Athenian style direct democracy run by the property owning class that elects a king only during times of war. But only mountain dwelling dwarves. Surface dwelling dwarf villages don’t have governments. Or perhaps they have so many governments that they’ve lost track of them. Even they’re not sure. They think they pay taxes. Sometimes. Not sure where it’s going though.

bi and no one wants me

weyes blood…