Space marine players when they see a woman walking down the street (it's not allowed in canon)
T'au Empire players after hearing the same 3 jokes about their faction for the 8928760108185th time
Black Templar/DKoK players arguing over who is more racist
Most cisgender AdMech player
Genestealer Cults:
Knights players after losing a single model
Eldar players eviscerating their imperial oppontents just by saying "I fucked your primarch lol"
Tyranid Players seeing GW unveil the neurolictor
Necron players eplaining how the Infinite and the Divine isn't about gay sex (the infinite and the divine is 100% gay sex)
World Eaters players hearing a kid shout "technoblade!!!!" After they screamed "BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!!!!!!!" In the middle of a mall
Sororitas players explaining the tactical necessity of boob plate and wedge heels
Leagues of Votann players waiting for GW to remember they exist now
Iron Warriors players reading Daemonculaba to their children at bedtime
Chaos Space Marine players making fun of loyalist Space Marine players (they're totally different honest)
Codex Divergent Space Marine players when they don't get their own separate jokes in this post
Ork players rolling 500 dice and getting 2 hits
Custodes players reading a new short story about the blood games