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The beutiful moon visits me so early recently.

Thinking about how as veterans collectively all but not limited to;

Steve Rogers

Bucky Barnes

Logan Howlett

Wade Wilson

All fucking HATE the government.

I know damn well Wade is over here watching some guy run away from cops on the subway boarding dock and just CHEERING for the guy.

"Go go go!! No! No, go around-"

"What!?"

"GO AROUND!"

So the guy jumps the other way, and the one cop is struggling to follow him and Wades like, "You ain't cut out for this job, man! Sarg is gonna have your whole regiment run laps til failure!! Let's go, maggot!! Your guy is gone already! Mission failed! Demerits for all of ya!"

And Logans just standing here, smirking because its very easy to forget that Wade was military but he finds himself being constantly reminded and theres just something about Wade's army mode thats hot as fuck.

And he's not really sure why until he realizes... they have the same voice.

US Military: Your country needs you!

Wade and Logan:

can we talk about how these two sexy old men just really want to fuck armand? like- i get it. i just think it's neat.

NOBODY MOVE. SUNSHINE PICS JUST DROPPED.

so obsessed with him

I’m killing all the vampires for her, you will be avenged my sugar plum.

@ the “punch a Nazi” crowd, we’re still waiting for you to, I dunno, do something.

TIL Many haunted houses have been investigated and found to contain high levels of carbon monoxide or other poisons, which can cause hallucinations. The carbon monoxide theory explains why haunted houses are mostly older houses, which are more likely to contain aging and defective appliances.

via reddit.com

correlation is not causation, ghosts are drawn to poison and weakened minds

Important information for writers who aren’t British but like to try to sound British in their British-y fanfiction 

“You need tea” - you are having, or just had, a medical emergency. This tea will have like 3 sugars and milk in no matter how you normally take your tea.

When I gave birth they kept bringing me cups of very sweet tea until I drank one

Even when covered in blood and being stitched up

“Do you want some tea?” I’ve something to say and I’m nervous about it

“Do you want some tea?”

I’ve something to say and I’m

nervous about it

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

“I’ll put the kettle on.” Iy has been the longest, hardest, and most physically/emotionally draining day of our lives, tea is non-negotiable.

{ID - tweet from @/nickocdw reads: British Tea Translator

“Cup of tea?” Welcoming a guest. “Tea?” I find this situation awkward. “Spot of tea?” A foreign guest has activated Hyper-English, Mary Poppins mode. “Pot of tea?” Trying to impress in-laws. “I’ll make some tea.” There has been complete devastation.

END ID}

dang well, it's almost like that's what people voted for. maybe shouldn't have.

smooth, bucket.

Actually canon Bucky Barnes

he's terrible. awful. his death was deserved and I laughed. but my god this man is fine as hell

I'd let him do unspeakable things to me