You may recognize the name Kaptein Sabeltann in some of my posts and may have wondered "Hey who is that totally sick and awesome pirate?" Well here's a (mostly objective and unbiased) introduction to our main crew!
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me when a movie is bad: 👎
me when a movie is good: 👍
me when a movie is mediocre:
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North from Rise of the Guardians? I mean, he did already win the hottest Santa bracket, but let's get a wider audience here.
(also yeah he's several hundred years old, so-)
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just saw a sign on the side of the road that said “you misunderstood: bring back my lawnmower” that six word story goes crazy
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These two are actually so so special to me. Once again I fixate on antagonists.
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“I can fix him, I can fix him” I can be an accessory to his crimes
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can you all tell me and be haters for a bit
#tiger tim (its a kaptein sabeltann song I GUESS) i hate this thing so so much its so bad i lose my mind whenever i hear it#a song i deliberately excluded from my all kaptein sabeltann songs playlist#that is not a kaptein sabeltann song that is a scrapped terje formoe project that escaped containment
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cruller i've known you for 3 days
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can you guys please be for real it's because that number has the most zeroes and you guys associate 0 with holes and therefore fuckable holes. it is not only not absurd (and you guys are obnoxious for thinking it is absurd or unique) but also boring.
yeah you posers will Literally say hear me out and then show a picture of a conventionally attractive six digit verification code
7 is also very clearly sexy. this is an amateurish take "0 is sexy because its like pussy" you know nothing of the depths of erotic numerological symbolism
Also 007078 has the lowest digital variance. it has 3 zeroes, two sevens, and an 8 to round it off as even. it's just a nice number.
I voted 306093 fwiw. multiples of 3 my beloved...
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THE WAY THE SECOND ONE JUMPS FOR UPPIES
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you know. i did say there are no fetishes in Tom Ask and co but then again... there is the werewolf au that i ALSO got sidetracked with because of the worldbuilding
"lets gooo monsterfucker time!! but also have you considered the autism metaphor? and how his childhood/family dynamics in the main canon would translate into a world with the kind of hierarchy you'd associate werewolves with??" i just wanted to be freaky man wtf is this
you know. i did say there are no fetishes in Tom Ask and co but then again... there is the werewolf au that i ALSO got sidetracked with because of the worldbuilding
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- The author's poorly disguised fetish
- The author's proudly displayed fetish
- The author's fetish you're pretty sure they don't realise they have
- The author's fetish which they're firmly convinced everyone has and is just pretending otherwise
- The author's non-sexual special interest which just sounds like a fetish because of their habitually unfortunate phrasing
- The fetish the author is making a well-meaning effort to cater to in spite of clearly not understanding it themselves
- The author's fetish that never quite makes it into the text because they keep getting sidetracked by the requisite worldbuilding
- The author's utterly pedestrian sexual preference which the text treats like a bizarre fetish because they've got shit to work through
- The author's seemingly innocuous recurring trope they're going to have a personal revelation about ten years down the road
- The author's fetish you missed on a first reading because it's so far out of pocket, it never occurred to you that you could sexualise that
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need what hugh grant and his wife have
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How would you like to die? My wife has kindly agreed to sneak up behind me and shoot me in the back of the head. /end ID]
why does tumblr users have secret knowledge of Roald Amundsen they did not tell me at school
hms surprise save me hms surprise