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just saw a fanfic on ao3 have a dedication for chatgpt... that section is meant for your horny perverted mutual who proofread your work, you violated sacred law and you will be torn apart and laid bare btw

anyways, if you feel the need to use ai to do your work for you, consider this: get a new hobby because this one isn't for you

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Consider this. Not everyone has that time, or energy. Again, I just don’t understand this whole thing of “effort is important”

if it were, capitalism wouldn’t work.

not to point out the obvious but capitalism doesn’t work or people would have the time and energy to sit down and put effort and even enjoy their hobbies?

ai gets trained on real people’s effort and most of these companies are stealing content that was posted online, for you to just sit there enter a shitty prompt and bam, you get a picture of a big titty girl with 8 fingers or a story that is made up of cliches and patterns.

answer me this what do you get out of doing nothing to achieve a mediocre result from ai when the joy of creating comes from the act of figuring it out and doing it yourself, honing your skills?

“Not everyone has the time or energy to” ok that’s a you problem my favorite author posted a 30k word chapter after their house burned down and then got the bubonic plague. ur just not built for it

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Every life series Grian gets a little more Watchery.

In Third Life, Last Life, Double Life and Limited Life he arguably becomes more chaotic and less empathetic towards the others each season. He cares but the way he cares changes, he becomes each time more focused on causing damage then protecting himself for it.

In Secret Life we see him ad he beings to settle into his role, he becomes the one that declare the rules, he puts himself as the secret keeper or a messanger of it. He enjoys the chaos and destruction that happen as a result of the task and is only unsettled by BigB's weirdness.

In Real Life he doesn't even take it seriously, it has fully become a game to him.

In Wild Life he is the one that controls the story. He creates the twists. He is the one to force hunger on the players, he's the one that creates the snails. He enjoys it more then he ever has, he's fully confortable in his admin role and often goes admin mode. He is less involved directly and spends most of the time manipulating the others players into doing what he wants. He doesn't help Mumbo when he's starving and watches as the snail jumps on Jimmy. He becomes enraged when Jimmy and Scar challenge his control of the story. Ren identifies him as the main cause of their pain, the main threat, a willing tormentor.

Grian has become as much of a Watcher as the other Watchers are.

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pinkflames

Lizzie: man I hope the boys aren't doing anything stupid that'd get them killed

Meanwhile, the boys:

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I need some docsuma to cope with the loss of my beloved swagdoons(if you know, you know, if you don’t, you don’t). May I please request even the smallest morsel of docsuma :<

Doc never gave Xisuma headaches intentionally. He likes to think he's one of the better behaved hermits! But, sometimes the fabric of reality needs nudging at a little and who's he to say no?

He just wishes Xisuma would stop assuming he's done something wrong when he turns up to his base with a nice, home cooked meal. Doc can be nice to his partner for the sake of being nice, ya know?

But also he may have broken a chunk. This time!

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what i've learned from my attempts to be more active in discords and other online communities is you just have to show up and participate in conversation and even if youre a little annoying or awkward eventually people will grow a fondness to you out of familiarity alone

been a year since i made this post and I wanna say the same also rings true from the other side. sometimes new people show up and they annoy me at first but after a while the rapport and familiarity takes over.

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So.

When the hero Angel (or, one Skizz Leman) loses his job, he doesn't really expect much. A return to normal civilian life, a normal job, an escape from the shitty workplace environment that he really should've left years ago but by then it was all he knew how to do, and anyways it paid enough to live, and at that, live... well. He'd say live comfortably, but actually, he's pretty sure said shitty workplace environment was making that impossible.

So, really, he should've been glad when he yelled at an invasive reporter on live television (they were being rude! and nosy! and quite frankly crossing a lot of boundaries! not to mention he'd had a long day, and had already been heading home when they just... stopped him in the middle of the street) and then, about half an hour later, was fired.

But he wasn't. Instead he was stressed out of his mind in the safety of his own home, wondering what the hell he was supposed to do now. He hadn't had a normal job in five years! And he couldn't exactly have that random gap in his resume that came from the secrecy of being a "professional" hero.

Not that he'd ever kept that secret very well. From the beginning of his career, one person knew of his identity as Angel; the known vigilante Geoshock, AKA his best friend Impulse St. Valentine. They'd pretty much always known each other's identities. And pretty soon, that spread to most of the small, organized group of vigilantes Impulse was part of, known by the media as the "Lifers". None of them are really sure why they're called that, but they are, and anyways it's probably better than the names any of them could come up with ("Scar, no, we are not calling this group that name"), so they kept it.

Anyways, point is, they all eventually learned each others' civilian identities, and Skizz ended up as kind of an... honorary member, of sorts. They had a mutual agreement to avoid fights with each other.

So when Skizz got fired, he should've expected Impulse to invite him to join the group in their little, to quote Grian, "illegal heroism". But he didn't expect it-- of course, he was still overjoyed, and did, in fact, join the group, but he didn't expect it.

Their first step was to get Skizz a new name for those non-aveage-civilian activities. He'd never really liked "Angel", anyways-- it's what the hero organization chose for him. Something something, "his shapeshifting and main form with the feathery white wings and bright blue halo of eyes, combined with his selfless personality, is truly befitting of an angel", something something.

Well, Skizz thinks he deserves to be a little selfish, doesn't he? It's what the others tell him every day; Geoshock with his little gifts, and King with his words of praise, and Corpse Flower with their snarky but affectionate jabs, and... well, the list goes on, really. If he wanted to talk about everyone, he'd be here all night!

First step in learning to be selfish, he guesses, is choosing his own name (he's known that for a while, ever since he was seventeen years old, going from Ally to Skizz with the help of his older sister, but he doesn't think he's felt that freedom in a long time). He decides to go with Ender. It's not permanent; he'll probably change it when he finds something better, but that's the beauty of it, isn't it? Having the ability to change it? It's what he's always liked about his shapeshifting; it's what the hero organization tried to stifle, keeping him bound through fear of consequences to one form while on the job (and off it, too). He'd almost forgotten how to change to anything else.

But, slowly, surely, the other Lifers are helping him gain that back.

(this is just my lil hero au that I'm writing a fic for, except I made it poly lifers (except for Lizzie because she and Skizz are siblings in this au). also all non-civilian names except for skizz's are placeholders, this au is a wip)

He never realised how trapped he was in that hero role. It even dictated who he could speak to, it's part of why he was amazed Impulse reached out. Skizz hadn't been the best friend since becoming a hero, wouldn't be good to be seen with a vigilante...

Impulse's forgiveness feels like more than he deserves. He's determined to make it up to him (whether Skizz manages before Impulse makes him realise all the abuses of power he suffered... That's another matter.)

But joining the Lifers? Man, they live up to their name. Skizz has never felt so alive before! He feels like- like a kid in a playground. He's having fun again! He's helping people because he wants to, not just 'cause they pay for it.

All this... It feels like a family. He had no idea how he survived without them for so long.

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aight fuckers I’m doing it I’m spending a full $4 to watch the first lotr movie, for the first time

so like I get, you know, power and malice and cruelty were ‘poured’ into the rings, but like. what did they actually put in those things. what fuckin gold gives a ring malice. why did the elves only get three.

holy shit it’s Agent Smith with pointy ears

this ring was made of weet-bix and nutri grain

it was in this moment, when all hope was lost, that issieldor-whoever took up his father’s sword -

I’M SORRY BUT I’M LAUGHING THE RING GIVES THE BIG BAD GUY LIKE DARK MAGIC AND A DEMON ARMY TO CONTROL BUT EESEELDOOR PUTS IT ON AND HE JUST TURNS INVISIBLE

holy shit I just experienced seven and a half minutes of introductory exposition by a mysterious lady who apparently thinks VERY little of hobbits

omg is this WHOLE movie exposition

it has been remarked by some that a hobbit’s only real passion

is for food

FOOD

a wizard is never late

says Ian McKellan, wishing he was Julie Andrews, Queen of Genovia

I know absolutely nothing about either of these two but I already fucking love their relationship it’s beautiful

OH SO BILBO’S THE FUCK THAT CAUSED ALL THOSE JUMP SCARES

oh shit son he’s got the ring and the golem voice

okay so that’s pretty fucking cute

apparently every hobbit has an instinctual urge to hug Ian McKellen and honestly? same

holy shit guys I’m not even 20 minutes in I’m gonna have to make multiple posts

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Watching OP stumble ass over teakettle in love with this movie is amazing and these posts made my week

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jezi-belle

Please read all of these if you have time, it is a HOOT

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waknatious

I clicked through the whole thing and was NOT disappointed

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Frodo like “I’m leaving without you to protect you”

And Merry and Pip (like me) saying nah fuck that

then them distracting the orcs so Frodo can get away and ya just give up on not being affected by this stupid dumb movie

BOROMIR HERE TO SAVE THE DAY CUZ HE LOVES HIS FELLOWSHIP NO MATTER WHAT THE DUMB RING TELLS HIM

I accidentally deleted the last addition to this post like a dumb idiot, so here’s how it went off the top of my head

NO GOD NO

NO GOD NOT LIKE THIS NO

STOP FUCKING SHOOTING THE MAN BOROMIR DOESN’T DIE NO

NO STOP NO

and we will now continue as normal

the speed at which “it’s only a flesh wound” came to mind was ridiculous

fun fact if you google The Worst™ you get these two images

THIS IS THE WORST

YO GANDALF’S VOICE I knew that fucker was coming back

I’m going to Mordor alone!

Of course you are!

And I’m coming with you!

CLASSIC Sam

the dude is willing to LITERALLY drown to convince Frodo to let him come I have never seen such ride or die

if Sam ever cries again I am suing

holy shit guys

what a fuckin ride

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weird elf word bread

one small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man

how many did you eat?

four

THE HOBBITS ARE MY PEOPLE

a) awww

b) has he always had that much fuckin hair

maybe he’s born with it

maybe it’s maybeline

he’s being so bashful and cute I am literally in love

I’m suddenly finding myself wondering whether it’ll be Frodo or Aragorn who chucks the ring into the lava pit because it’s all like Frodo’s destiny or whatever but surely at some point there’s gonna be some symbolic scene where Aragorn is faced with the challenge of the ring and proves he’s stronger than his father or grandfather or whatever

the fuck how many names does this guy have

let Frodo sleep 2k18

you know in a modern AU these two would be the reluctant roommates who actually get along really well and always share the couch and use the shared space to kick each other when they talk about awkward things they pretend they don’t wanna talk about and whenever they go out Boromir ‘wingmans’ Aragorn even though Aragorn insists, every time, that he really doesn’t wanna be wingmanned, he’s quite happy single thank you, no Boromir stop, no, no I don’t wanna play have you met Arag- hi Tracy so nice to meet you

anyways getting back on track Sam is so concerned for Frodo and it’s so sweet

so Frodo is definitely gonna go the stupid protagonist route and sneak off to finish this quest on his own to protect everyone else isn’t he

I literally just decided you two would be best friends you are not allowed to fight now

where’s Frodo?

godDAMNIT Frodo I didn’t want to be right

thank fuck

BOROMIR NO YOU LOVE THE HOBBITS YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON RESIST THE ASSHOLE RING

Frodo?

Frodo?

His voice is so scared and uncertain and sorry and anyways I wanna die

I would have gone with you into the end. Into the very fires of Mordor.

man remember when I didn’t give a fuck about this movie

look after the others - especially Sam

a) I fucking KNEW IT he’s going the dumb self-sacrificing route and Aragorn is fucking letting him????

b) SAM LOVES YOU YOU MORON TALK TO HIM

c) you’ve spent how much time going out of your way to protect your favourite hobbit and you’re just gonna let him run the rest of the way on his own?? have you forgot about the giant murdery fiery eye??? LOOK AFTER YOUR HOBBIT ARAGORN

ARAGORN YOU CANNOT FIGHT A LITERAL ARMY OF ORCS ON YOUR OWN PLEASE GET OUT OF THERE

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These are all within a minute of each other

this chick talks like she’s high off her elf ears and thinks she’s talking ten times faster than she is

a lament to Gandalf

bet they don’t mention his fireworks. There should be a verse about them

AW. AW. CUZ LIKE. I GUESS GANDALF WAS THIS BIG FAMOUS WIZARD OR WHATEVER BUT THE HOBBITS ARE THE ONES WHO KNEW HIM. THEY WERE HIS FAM. HE WAS THEIRS. AW. STOP THIS.

AW HE’S DOING HIS OWN STOP

I would see the glory of Gondor restored

I believe in you my jock son

this is where he sticks his face through the water and finds out Barty Crouch Jr is a Death Eater

honestly she is giving off the creepiest damn vibes and I don’t trust her

They’re standing alone in the middle of the night and she switches to her freaky mindspeak anyway like who’s gonna overhear you??

OH OKAY WHAT THE FUCK

I passed the test

HEY THAT’S COOL CAN YOU EXPLAIN WHY YOU TURNED INTO A FLOATING COLOUR PALETTE

EUGH you’re still alive

perfected, he calls the orcs, like the dude’s not literally drooling blood

his war paint or whatever is literally someone smacking his face upside down

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so fun fact he says “you cannot pass,” not “you shall not pass” anyways I get the feeling I’m about to be real sad

oh nvm he says both

yeah so anyways I hate this!! I hate it a lot!!

ME TOO BUDDY

don’t CRY if you cry I CRY

COOL, SO, I’M CRYING

give them a moment, for pity’s sake!

I can’t believe I ever disliked this guy I’m so sorry

I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox

oh

in case you’re wondering I love this guy

I definitely know this guy but

doesn’t get you the results you’re looking for

who ARE you

dude THANK YOU it turns out I know him from NCIS and Power Rangers, of all things

Gandalf’s death was not in vain

Nor would he have you give up hope. You carry a heavy burden, Frodo.

Don’t carry the weight of the dead

can I reiterate how much I can’t believe I ever disliked this guy

bet you anything Cameron ripped off this for Avatar

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SWOL DUDEBRO IS READY TO THROW DOWN, SHOULD HAVE LET HIM CURL IN PEACE

HOW MANY TIMES THIS BOY GOTTA GET STABBED IN ONE MOVIE

When Hobbits Attack 2: This Time, It’s Personal

Sam casually groping his bro hobbit, as bro hobbits do

if that’s a dragon shadow and dragon noises Ima lose my shit a little bit

oh nvm it’s just a literal fuckin hive of orcs

now this here is what one might refer to as a pickle

DON’T TELL ME THAT ISN’T A DRAGON COMING

sidenote this is literally that room of the castle in Shrek where the dragon’s chasing them and gets tangled in her chains

was kinda expecting someone to fall to their death. am pleasantly surprised.

GODDAMNIT

I WANTED A DRAGON

ohhhhh nooooo

I think I recognise this scene…

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all of you. every single one. has frostbite.

this is giving off a lot of ‘Old Wise Man Gives Vague and Unhelpful Speech Knowing He’s Gonna Die Soon’ vibes and I do not like it

nah nah chill I can get us in I know the bouncer

you sure mate

image

you sure

AW BUDDY NO I’M SO SORRY

I swear to god if even one of you ever made fanart of this

cool! that’s gross!

ARAGORN. LITERALLY CAUGHT FRODO. OUT OF THE AIR.

BELIMIR LET PIP AND MERRY TACKLE HIM. AND HIS FIRST CONCERN WHEN THEY WERE CAUGHT ON THE MOUNTAIN WAS THE HOBBITS. MEANWHILE ARAGORN WAS ALL OUT CARRYING FRODO.

NO OFFENCE BUT EVERYONE’S WILDLY STRONG PROTECTIVE STREAK OF THE HOBBITS IS MY FAVOURITE THING.

I have no memory of this place

I’m adding a rule to the drinking game take a shot every time you experience a meme real time

He’s been following us for three days

HOW LONG YOU BEEN IN THESE MINES. WHERE ARE YOU GETTING YOUR FOOD AND WATER FROM.

wait wait wait

Golem and Smeagol are the same guy?? they’re not two separate small grey angry creatures from different times in the series???

this angry huggable creature was not meant to cry and now I’m sad

aw bud. we’ve all been there.

HEY CAN I ASK WHY GANDALF’S SO READY TO BE MEAN TO THE HOBBITS LATELY

so I now know the creatures I hypothesised might be goblins are definitely orcs

I am only hoping I can live that down

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OH OKAY

NED STARK YOU’RE ALIVE

aw man Ned’s gonna be a douche isn’t he

lotr is the king of uncomfortable close ups

I choose a mortal life

don’t!! he doesn’t even wash his hair!!

alRIGHT you coulda just clapped his hand you didn’t have to call forth a storm from the heavens

Elf Smith like “Gandalf with the fucking dramatics again”

if this land had jocks, this guy would be the captain

IT’S THE MEME. YA’LL HE SAID THE THING. HE SAID THE MEME. IT’S THAT GUY.

a family can be 2 humans, a dwarf, a wizard, 4 hobbits and orlando bloom

ALL THIS TIME. FOR AS LONG AS I HAVE BEEN ON THE INTERNET I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE. JUST A BUNCH OF FUCKERS DOING SOME WONDERS WITH PHOTOSHOP. BUT NO. NO.

THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENS. IT HAPPENS AND IT IS TERRIFYING. I YELLED.

When Hobbits Attack

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YA’LL THEY’RE TOO PRECIOUS TO DIE

IN SAYING THAT ANYONE ELSE LAUGHING AT SAM’S FACE

HAPPY MEMORIES, BOYS. HAPPY MEMORIES. WHO’S GOT CHOCOLATE.

SAM TRIES FIGHTING THEM OFF

AND WHEN HE GETS KNOCKED ASIDE THE OTHER TWO JUST IMMEDIATELY JUMP IN FRONT OF FRODO?? THEY’RE SO SCARED BUT THEY JUST DO IT WITH NO HESITATION. LOOK AT THEIR FACES

LIKE DON’T LOOK TOO CLOSELY AT THE DUDE ON THE RIGHT CUZ HIS EXPRESSION IS OBJECTIVELY HILARIOUS BUT SERIOUSLY. THEY’RE SO SCARED. AND THEY JUST. IMMEDIATELY JUMP IN FRONT OF FRODO WITHOUT A SECOND OF THOUGHT. I LOVE THESE BOYS. LET THEM ALL LIVE.

can I just say, from the bottom of my heart

STOP WEARING THE BLOODY RING YOU MORON

wet hair dude has GOT SOME MOVES

in all seriousness I’m confused about whether or not this place is in Mordor or where Gandalf’s buddy-turned-evil-wizard’s place was? Because either they both showed up in Morder exceptionally fast and all the goblins(?) are suddenly turning to evil white haired wizard instead of evil floating eye, or it’s where evil white haired wizard was to begin with and they took over the landscape like. real fucking fast.

HAVE BEEN INFORMED IT IS EVIL WHITE-HAIRED WIZARD’S PLACE.

also Gandalf has started talking to moths. I’m sure he’s fine though.

who the FUCK is this

is he going to die?

he’s passing into the shadow world

it’s time to P-P-P-P-P-P-P-PASS INTO THE SHADOW WORLD

WHAT 90′S MUSIC VIDEO IS THIS

DID HE TURN INTO THE MOTH???

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