here to take a nap

so many of the best foods in the world are created by leaving some shit in a jar and letting mysterious and terrible things happen to it

Smtimes your house is haunted because there's a ghost sometimes your house is haunted because you miss grandma and your mom misses her even more sometimes your house is haunted because the subtext of how the last owners decorated rubs you wrong way sometimes your house is haunted because you've sublimated the fact that you didn't want to move in the first place and Sometimes your house is haunted because there's a carbon monoxide leak. Lots of options.

Easy Peppermint Chocolate Cupcakes

a classic only a cult could love…

you always fucking try to pull my arms and legs off by tying them to horses and having tge horses all run away in different directions and to be quite honest i'm fucking sick of it

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Ants are a form of thing, known for travelling in cliques. They are small in size, unknown in color, and bashful in temperament. Every ant has two appendages they use to hurt other beings, and four appendages for other activities. Scientists have discovered many types of ants; gay, Protestant, electric, and chill. Their wealth is considered low.

Hi stephanie,

I hope this email finds you, as the search and rescue team is otherwise completely out of ideas

kate doyle

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Being obsessed with your own ocs is so so good for you i seriously can't recommend it enough

The only downside is that you have to do Everything around here

im really in a bad place i hope the sun doesnt start setting crazy early at like 4pm. i said i hope the sun doesnt set early at like 4pm that would be bad for me

Imagine living at Avengers Tower where Loki also lives. After the election, you talk about packing your bags and leaving the country. At night Loki appears next to your bed, asking you to stay.

what the fuck

nuke this fucking hell website

I don’t understand anything anymore honestly

everyone shut up this is inspiring. what does loki say next op

i dug ur grave shallow in case u change ur mind down there bro 🤙