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Curiouser and Curiouser...

@ghost-hermione / ghost-hermione.tumblr.com

Cis bi woman(she/her). Book-addict, shakespearianist, probably too obsessed with tv shows for my own good (there will be liveblogs). Expect some musicals spam, and social and LGBT advocacy posts more often than not. Cover image courtesy of @alda-rana in reference to some ridiculous marlovian stage direction.
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reblog if you've made a good friend on tumblr.

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Gonna see Player Kings in a few days, I'm not that much of a fan of the histories but exciteeeed to see Ian McKellen!!

Seeing Richard Coyle as someone other than Moist will be an adventure too

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hey everyone! it's been ages but it looks like i'm back on tumblr - largely for @ghosthermione-reads where I plan to book-blog. But I know I'm very likely to accidentally post here instead, so figured I'd say hi again first!

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hey so it’s march now aka the beginning of endometriosis awareness month and i feel obligated to remind you that debilitatingly painful periods are not normal. if you or someone you know is ending up sick or bedridden every month, you are not crazy and deserve medical attention from someone who will take you seriously

hey it’s march again let’s get this post circulating again

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cakesandfail

I feel obligated to reblog this because my health is in the piss-poor state that it’s in partly because of a lack of awareness of things like endo. I never knew that my long, heavy, painful periods weren’t normal. I thought it was this bad for everybody and I was just a weenie who couldn’t handle it. The truth is, around 10% of people who have periods have endometriosis- it’s really common, and yet so many people know nothing about it.

So here are some common symptoms of endo:

  • Painful periods that are affecting your normal activity
  • Periods lasting longer than a week
  • Passing a lot of big clots or having really heavy bleeding
  • Pain during penetrative sex
  • UTI-type symptoms
  • IBS-type symptoms
  • Pelvic or lower back pain that feels like cramps when you’re not even on your period

I have nearly all of them, but you don’t have to have all or even most of them for it to be worth raising it with your doctor. If your periods or the other health issues they trigger are having a significant effect on your life, that’s reason enough to ask whether that can be helped.

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vinceaddams

“lives in my head rent-free” is such a strange expression. Does anything in your head actually pay rent?

the little mouse who lives in my frontal lobe is my only source of income

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I’m like, never on tumblr, but I’ve logged in twice in the last few months to find first syrupy nice messages asking me for permission to post things I wrote, and then aggressive messages to tell me to fuck off since I didn’t want to. So for the record / for people who were there some years ago.

I wrote a certain amount of Shakespeare fanfiction a few years back, which apparently some people want access to. I’ve not given the permission to the co-writer to share my parts of it, because I don’t want her to touch what I wrote. 

Nobody else asked me about sharing it, so it’s not something I was aware of, but if anything my parts won’t be made public. It was unpolished and mostly lots of injoke and I don’t think it was quality. And my personal issues with said co writer (who I’ve now blocked) means I’m not about to go in there and fix things. 

Now if you’re the person who follows me on twitter who went to her to report back that I said mean things, well, we’re not in kindergarten, and you’ve no idea what happened in the fallout of that friendship so i dunno, mind your business? 

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I’m not really here but

have you seen the new David Crystal interview 

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jihef03

Gardien

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pomrania

I’m pretty sure you don’t need to know French in order to understand this comic.

My local garden center had a strict “mask policy enforced by owner’s mother with a garden hose” and the woman really did, and I say this with adoration and aspiring to be like her someday- look like a wizened and moderately sadistic gargoyle perched on her lawn chair with the hose cocked, pressure building behind the nozzle, eagerly awaiting the next asshole.

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english-mace

Silk & Steel, aka Sapphics Who Stab

<deep breath>

Alright, friends. It’s been a whirlwind couple of days and I am beyond blown away, but let’s start at the top.

Hello. My name is Macey, and I’m real gay.

So, last July, I saw this picture by artist @al-norton​ on twitter. It was gorgeous. Two ladies, one in uniform threatening the be-gowned high femme with her sword. ‘Wow,’ I said to myself, and the internet, ‘I love them.’ And then, ‘but what if we did an anthology full of weapon sapphics and high femmes tho’.

What if indeed.

You gotta understand, I’ve said that before. ‘What if we did an anthology.’ Of tree ladies. Of bone sorcerers. Of airship pirate wizards. No one ever took me all that seriously, before. (Hello, I am your neighbourhood Type A disaster sapphic. Over-commitment is my middle name ^.^;)

But this time… people liked the idea. A lot.

So we decided to put together a kickstarter. We commissioned the cover art you can see up top, from @artbyalexis​, and checked if Al was okay with us citing her inspiration & buying rights to show her art. And then we asked all those writers who were so stoked on twitter whether they really meant it - figuring that some of them were probably, well, over-excited.

Nope. They meant it. Claire Eliza Bartlett. Aliette de Bodard. K.A. Doore. Jennifer Mace (yup, it’s me!). Freya Marske. Kelly Robson. Nibedita Sen. Django Wexler. JY Yang. All of them. We had a table of contents.

We posted our kickstarter on October 28th, with a modest goal of $6,000 to pay our authors, artists, and editors, and an ambitious $12,000 stretch goal to put on an open call for submissions and pay everyone professional rates. We figured if we started strong, we could maybe get to $6k in the first day or two, and slowly strive for $12k (which I particularly wanted, because we promised ourselves enamel pins at that point!) over the course of the month.

We funded to $12k in 12 hours.

As I write this, 37 hours in, we’re at $20,000. We’re in talks with authors whose names make me pinch myself. We’re working to bring in even more artists, and expand our open call to bring the book up closer to 100,000 words - which would allow for half our content to be from unsolicited writers. (Perhaps writers like you.)

I’m beyond words, I’m so happy. I never expected that stories about queer women - queer women having adventures, stabbing things, wrangling diplomatic missions or running space stations or falling in love over the bones of a dragon - could get this kind of response.

Thank you. All of you, thank you so much. And please consider joining us, and continuing to show the world: stories like this matter, and are wanted, and are beautiful.

So uh. Exciting news!! We added a whole bunch of new stretch goals! More artists! More wordcount!! Including, at $31k, a brand new story by Yoon Ha Lee (of Ninefox Gambit & the rest, which is extremely queer and extra eldritch space warfare with resurrection and political shenanigans and MATH MAGIC, y’all should get on that), which is only $3k away at this point!!! plz, y’all. Yoon’s amazing.

…not only did we earn a new Yoon story (omg) we uh. Somehow. Persuaded Ellen Kushner to write for us if we hit $35k.

You WHAT.

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