NO ONE SPOILER ME PLEASE
but I’ve started playing Spider-Man 2 and, respectfully, I would die for Harry Osborn.
BRUH WHAT IS THIS WHY AM I ALWAYS INTO THE TRAGIC ONES WTF
WEIRD SUIT GO TF BACK TO MY SICK CHILD WTF
Boi was i stressed like— honey, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU STAY RIGHT BESIDE A MALFUNCTIONING PARTICLE ACCELERATOR!?!?
I was screaming the entire time for Peter to GET HIM TF OUTTA THERE
So glad he’s okay. Dang.
NOW GET THE WEIRD SUIT BACK TO THE SICK CHILD ASAP
Holy crap Spiderman do be turning into a hardcore feral guy here and I know it’s prooooobably cause of the weird suit (GIVE IT BACK TO MY SICK CHILD RN!) but him screaming about his dying friend and needing to save him every two minutes is… so platonic. Totally.
WTF BE TAKING YOU SO LONG TO GIVE BACK THE FRIGGIN SUIT! THE PRECIOUS CHILD IS ABOUT TO DIE YOU DUMBASS!!!
Nevermind, burn that weird shit with fire. Incinerate it in an inferno.
AND THEN GET TF TO WORK ON A PROPER CURE!! Who cares for some weirdo hunter when your bestie is about to kick it!?!?
Miles lowkey be carrying that entire disaster even though he’s freaking out over college. Meanwhile Peter is in his selfish bish era like—- bruh 😭😭
Harry’s voicemail ended me. He was trying to stay strong but he’s starting to become desperate. 😔
And Pete’s just over here like “lol, does he really need it tho? Maybe he’s exaggerating his illness or something.
BRO IM ABOUT TO GIVE YOU THE UGLIEST SUIT EVER AND MAKE YOU WEAR IT FOR THE REAT OF YOUR DAYS WATCH ME
Peter calling everyone and their friggin mom once he finally got rid of the space demon BUT NOT THE ONE GUY HE SHOULD ACRUALLY CALL AND APOLOGIZE TO BRO I AM AO MAD RN
…. I I had a nickel for every time my faves with good intention get absolutely globbered by some evil force and end up going dark side I would have two nickels.
Which isn’t a lot, but it’s funny that it happened twice…
“I can’t lose him Miles. I can’t do this again…”
— Peter Parker, referencing Harry Osborn
I am so feral for them right now you have no idea