Ghost.Bird

hope you feel better soon wrote some haapy batfam i hope will cheer you up..

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"This is going to be the best prank in the history of pranks." Wally snickered, watching Dick pour out the windex from the bottle. "I know, I know. You have to stay hidden while you record it though. I don't want B to see you." Once all the windex was out, Dick started filling the bottle with water and then pouring it out, making sure it was really clean. "He's going to get so mad, you know that right?" Wallu was fiddling with the video camera he found. It got way better quality videos than any other regular camera, so when wally and Dick would watch back the footage after, it would be more like a movie.

"Yeah, I know. But, it'll be so worth it in the end. Okay, we're ready!" Dick exclaimed after pouring in the blue Gatorade. Wally was literally vibrating with excitement as he followed Dick into the Cave. Bruce would be back in about 5 minutes, and he had told Dick to wait in the cave for him so they could work on a suit upgrade. Wally raced to hide behind one of the unfinished suits turning on the video camera and trying to hold in his laughter. Dick took out his phone and scrolled through Tumblr, liking about every post complimenting Nightwing. Bruce strolled in casually, wearing a very formal suit and black sunglasses. Hed just arriced from dealing with bruce wayne things "Ready to get to work?" He asked, pulling the sunglasses off to look Dick in the eyes. "Sure, lemme just get a quick drink." Dick murmured, and Bruce waited patiently as Dick walked over to the workbench where there was the windex bottle.

Wally was almost choking on his muffled laughter, trying to hold the camera straight. Dick unscrewed the top of the bottle, and Bruce tilted his head to the side, obviously confused. Dick tilted the bottle back and drank the Gatorade, successfully hiding his large smile.

A moment passed.

Bruce lunged at Dick and almost knocked the bottle out of his hands. "Dick That's poisonous! You know that" Bruce was rightfully horrified, attempting to grab the bottle away. Dick was pulling it back, and managed to get another sip in. "Dick, STOP! What  is wrong with you? Did you get gassed... mind controlled?" Bruce was trying his best to analyse but it was getting a little hard to stop his voice was from shaking. Was the kid TRYING to kill himself? He tried to channel his batman persona but a situation like this called for bruce the dad not batman the knight.

"It's good!" Dick pointed out, taking another sip of it. Bruce ripped the bottle out of his hands and poured it all on the floor, not even caring about the mess. Alfred could clean it up later. Why had dick done thia? Out of all his children hed expect eithier tim or Jason to be the one to deliberarley injest poision not Dick. "Dick! We have to get you to the Medbay now! I cannot believe you just did that. We have to get your stomach pumped, and you must be drunk or something to think that Windex is able to be consumed by humans." Bruce or was it batman growled, pulling Dick toward the door before Wally burst out laughing, and so did Dick "O-Oh my god, I cannot! That was so much better than even I could imagine!" Wally choked out between laughs, and Dick was rolling on the floor laughing. What is going on?" Bruce demanded That only made him laugh harder and Wally stopped filming, setting the camera on the workbench. "It was a prank, old man! There's Gatorade in the bottle, not Windex." Dick explained, motioning to the spilled liquid on the floor. That was when it made sense.

Dick recieved the infamout Batglare.

Dick stood up and sat on the couch, hiccupping with laughter still. Wally sat beside him and they high fived, laughing. "You're going to give me gray hairs. Im telling Alfred"

"Sorry, B but it was just too funny of an idea to pass up." Dick had stopped laughing, but still had a bright smile on his face. 

"No Cereal for a Month Master Dick" Alfred announced from upstairs.

Dick looked horrified.

Wally started laughing again, and fell off the couch.