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22/gender-questioning (they+them)/attracted to women. This blog is anti-hate--if you hold ANYONE in contempt for their religion, for the colour of their skin or the country they come from, for the clothes they wear or the languages they speak, for who they love or who they present as...if you are against any human being for being human, you can literally fuck right off.
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glimpse into my beautiful imaginary world where arthropods are really big and we domesticated them

edit: people are starting to say some "my worst nightmare" or "eeeww no that one is yucky and scary" comments on this like they do on any bug post and id like to say. it's fine if you don't like bugs it's fine if you're scared of bugs but don't put that on MY post clearly talking about how much i like them and how cute i think they are. you can make your own damn post about how much you hate wasps or spiders or whatever. i'm blocking people who make these kinds of comments.

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me: hmm it is a nice day. as i am filled with hubris, i will go outside and sit :)

every bug in the universe at once: crawl?????? for to crawl???????

me who likes bugs a lot: darlings it’s ok to crawl but be careful of get squish

bugs who are very smart: between page of book, i will Homestead

me: i turn page now

bugs: o my folly!

me who understands how nature works: this is communal space but please do not crawl onto skin i cannot see

bugs: there is sweat in yonder shoulderblades and i must be the one who licks it

me: and i must be the one who slaps the tickles

bugs: alas, i am laid low by the salt!

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I’m back at my dad’s place for the weekend and tiny ants keep crawling across the floor--just one or two at a time, but enough over a two day period that you start to think “Okay, where are they coming in ??”

I didn't find their entrance hole, but I did find a delightful little boy in a web. It had at least fifteen ant bodies under it and one stuck in the web itself, so before I returned to my search I made sure to tell Georg Danielsen what a g’boy he is 😊

(He’s named after the Spiders Georg meme, and also Daniel Antslayer, who, despite being smaller than the ants he devoured, set up his web before the entrance to their lair and did his best to help keep our home pest-free while I still lived here two years ago. Rest in peace, you magnificent little multi-legged bastard)

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This ladybug has been sitting in that one place on the wall for so long, I’ve named him and outlined his usual spot on the wall.

Normally I catch these guys and put them outside, but with how cold it has been lately that is basically an instant death sentence. So Spotty stays for now.

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Number eleven: favorite animal. Marcia frickin loves ladybugs. I based her pose off of Mabel's "light up sweater" pose from the theme sequence because honestly, it is confident and happy body language.

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What is this strange creature? Does anyone know? It looked like a centipede and a silverfish had a baby, didn't feel very dense (I gently scooped it into a tissue to put it outside), and had stripey legs.

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