me as an Ancient Greek

me: hey Poseidon whats with the pitchfork huh???? There’s a lot of hay to stack in the ocean huh??? fucking loser me: *gets killed by a tsunami*

Honestly? Today is Wednesday and tomorrow is Thursday ☕️💯

child prodigy

when people i hate talk to me: 

some old ass person: what does “LMAO” stand for?

me, woke af:

tear in my heart//twenty one pilots

whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out 

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creampieguy99

so yall were gonna let me play myself like that

just realized you don’t need to say 6am or 6pm. we already know the m is there so just write like 6a or 6p. can’t believe no one figured this trick out before.

or you could do the easy thing and say 0600 and 1800

yeah like adding a bunch of unnecessary zeroes is easy. you piece of shit. you fucking coward

6p means 6 pence. that shit wont work in the UK

yeah but this is like for real people

I’m still prefering 6h 18h

okay but again, what’s the point of the h? also, again, clocks only go to 12. 2 strikes youre out

12p and 24h are the max characters in both systems, but 6p,6a uses two characters more often so it’s not efficient Most efficient is using just 24 hour numerals. Meet me at 16 tomorrow, that kind of thing

john, when i ask your opinion, i’ll want it