SO TODAY

i went to the bathroom and i set my ipod on top of the toilet paper dispenser thing, right, and so like i peed and flushed and as i was pulling my pants up my ipod slipped off the dispenser and FELL IN THE TOILET AND I WAS LIKE FUCKFUFUFCKKCKCKIKFKF LIKE RLY LOUDLY BUT TG THERE WAS NO ONE ELSE IN THERE AND I WAS FLIPPING THE FUCK OUT

but everything's ok, it still works fine :))))))))))))))))

#that #scared #me #so #bad #i thought i lost her for a second #it was horrible #at least i already flushed when it fell it would suck a lot more if it was like drowning in my urine or smth #currently caressing my baby w/ a clorox wipe #it's lemon-scented