Cinema can fill in the empty spaces of your life

Life is a comedy written by a sadistic comedy writer.

I wanted to be an active world changer and I’ve wound up a passive intellectual who can’t fuck.

 When the heart rules the head, disaster follows.

Anxiety, nightmares and a nervous breakdown, there's only so many traumas a person can withstand until they take to the streets and start screaming.

- With age comes wisdom. - With age comes exhaustion.

Oh mother, don't you see, you're not just a sick woman. That would be too easy. The truth is, there's been perverseness, and willfulness of attitude in many of the things you've done. At the center of a sick psyche there is a sick spirit. But, I love you. And we have no other choice, but to forgive each other.

This is unbelievable. There are no city like this in the world.

- Oh, you see an analyst? - Yeah, just for fifteen years. - Fifteen years? - Yeah, I'm gonna give him one more year, and then I'm goin' to Lourdes.

- Oh, God is testing us. - If He's gonna test us, why doesn't He give us a written?

- I can't! It's disgusting! - How can it be disgusting? I don't even have my clothes off.

After fifteen minutes I wanted to marry her, and after half an hour I completely gave up the idea of stealing her purse.

- So then, what do you believe in? - Sex and death - two things that come once in a lifetime... but at least after death, you're not nauseous.

Freedom is wonderful. On the other hand, if you're dead, it's a tremendous drawback to your sex life.

The defendant did commit an adulterous act with a sheep - most distasteful in view of the fact that the sheep was under 18 years old.

I happen to hate New Year's celebrations. Everybody desperate to have fun. Trying to celebrate in some pathetic little way. Celebrate what? A step closer to the grave?