Cinema can fill in the empty spaces of your life

- Now have you thought of what animal you'd like to be if you end up alone? - Yes. A lobster. - Why a lobster? - Because lobsters live for over one hundred years, are blue-blooded like aristocrats, and stay fertile all their lives. I also like the sea very much.

A word to the wise from an old man before you go. Remember only this: the measure of a man is what's left when fame falls away... oh, and another thing: get as much sex as you can!