Cinema can fill in the empty spaces of your life

I reckon that alien didn't mean no harm. No, he ain't American. No, he ain't a creature of God's Earth, but he's a creature of somewhere.

Before I was an Avenger, I made mistakes... and a lot of enemies.

- We got really lucky. - Yeah, I know. - A lot of people didn't. - I can't help everybody. - It sort of seems like you can. - Not if I stop. I can put a pin in it right now... and stop. - Tony, trying to get you to stop has been one of the few failures of my entire life.

- This is Thanos we're talking about. He's the toughest there is. - Well, he's never fought me. - Yeah, he has. - He's never fought me twice.

- He's my friend. - So was I.

I know you're good people. I know you mean well. But you just didn't think it through. There is only one path to peace... your extinction.

- Hey, Cap, how do we know the good guys from the bad guys? - If they're shooting at you, they're bad.

- That thing in your chest is based on unfinished technology... - No, it's finished - it's just never been particularly effective until I miniaturized it and put it in my... - No, Howard said the arc reactor was a stepping stone to something greater. He was about to kick off an energy race that was going to dwarf the arms race. He was on to something big, something so big it was going to make the arc reactor look like a triple-A battery.

Getting divorced with a kid is one of the hardest things to do. It's like a death without a body.

- You know what my number one fantasy used to be? - What? - I used to think about one day, just not telling anyone, and going off to some random place. And I'd just... disappear. And they'd never see me again. Did you ever think about stuff like that? - I guess I probably did when I was your age. - You know what we should do? We should just get in your car right now, and just drive off. Just find some totally new place and start a whole new life. Fuck everybody. - I'm not in any good condition to drive. - I'm serious! I'm just so sick of everybody. Why can't I just do what I want? - What do you want? - What do you want? Don't you like me?

- I used to sleep on a lamb's wool beanbag next to an electric space heater. That's my territory, I'm an indoor dog. - I starred in twenty-two consecutive Doggy Chow commercials. Look at me now, I couldn't land an audition. - I was the lead mascot for an undefeated high school baseball team. I lost all my spirit, I'm depressing. - I only ask for what I've always had, a balanced diet, regular grooming, and a general physical once a year. - You're talking like a bunch of housebroken... pets. - You don't understand. Uh, how could you, I mean you're a... - Go ahead say it. I'm a stray, yeah.

Would that it were so simple?

Ignorance brings chaos, not knowledge.

- Why are you in Scotland? - I just... wanted to get away from it all. - Yeah? Why here? - Because it's... It's nowhere.

I think anybody who falls in love is a freak. It's a crazy thing to do. It's kind of like a form of socially acceptable insanity.

There's only a few things I really care about in life. My body. My pad. My ride. My family. My church. My boys. My girls. My porn.

- I will never find a Hitchcock blonde as beautiful as you.  - Oh, Hitch. I've waited thirty years to hear you say that.  - That, my dear, is why they call me the Master of Suspense.