Cinema can fill in the empty spaces of your life

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. Freud and all this stuff, it's very enlightening, huh?

Is he a man or beast?

- What pushed you to become a cop? - Him.

- What are those for? - Oh! It's just this stupid thing. I have to take a pill every six hours or I feel... funny. No big deal. - What's it called? - Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage.

She doesn't know anything about tender feelings.

- The demon wolf is not evil, unless the man he has bitten is evil. And it feels good to be a wolf, doesn't it? - Indeed it does.

Life is short, but marriage is long... so drink up, and it will make it go a hell of a lot faster.

Would I tell you about her? The princess without voice. Or perhaps I would just warn you, about the truth of these facts. And the tale of love and loss. And the monster, who tried to destroy it all.

Americans know entertainment, but they don't know pleasure.

Do you think God knew what He was doing when He created woman? Huh? No shit. I really wanna know. Or do you think it was another one of His minor mistakes like tidal waves, earthquakes, floods?

- I shielded you. You were a last-ditch effort to save this marriage. - That's a stupid lie. Darling, you were an accident.

You think I'm a hero? I am not a hero. And if you're smart, that scares you. Because I have nothing to lose.

This guy wants to tell me we're living in a community. Don't make me laugh. I'm living in America, and in America, you're on your own. America's not a country. It's just a business. Now fucking pay me.

- I'm so sorry I almost shot you. I probably wouldn't have. - Hey, shh, no. I totally get it. I'm sorry I let you get attacked by a werewolf and then ended the world.

- You know, why don't they ever make a movie about what happens after the big kiss? - They do. It's called porn.

- How about her? - No, the tall blonde surrounds herself with a less attractive women to make herself look good.

- So, Dale. I don't know how much you know about therapy, but it usually starts by you telling me a little something about yourself. - I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out. - Is this Good Will Hunting? - No. - It sounds a lot like the plot of Good Will Hunting. - Yeah, anyway. My best friend is Ben Affleck...