- Buffy, you're the guy. You are the chosen guy. - I'm the chosen one. And I choose to be shopping.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Fran Rubel Kuzui (1992)
- A book? What do you want a book for? - To read. - To read? Why would you want to read when you got the television set sitting right in front of you? There's nothing you can get from a book that you can't get from a television faster.
Matilda, Danny DeVito (1996)