Cinema can fill in the empty spaces of your life

Don't be so eager to be offended. The narcissism of small differences leads to the most boring kind of conformity.

- What do you see? - Someone who wants to know what the fuck is going on. - I see a young man with potential. A young man who is loyal. Who can do as he is asked, and who wants to do something good with his life. Did you see the film Trading Places? - No. - How about Nikita? - Pretty Woman? Now, my point is that the lack of a silver spoon has set you on a certain path that you needn't stay on. If you're prepared to adapt and learn, you can transform. - Yeah, like in My Fair Lady. - You're full of surprises. Yes, like in My Fair Lady. And in this case, I'm offering you the opportunity to become a Kingsman.

The thing is, I was born brilliant, born bad, and a little bit mad.

Your orders are to deliver a message calling off tomorrow mornings attack, if you fail, it will be a massacre.

Sometimes it is the people no one imagines anything of who do the things that no one can imagine. 

Can I be honest with you? I am bad fucking news. I'm not your friend. I'm not gonna help you. I'm gonna break you. Any questions?

John, are you there? You're probably out there somewhere sleeping. Sleep well John.

When I saw you, I believed it was a sign... that something new can come into this world. 

It's the oldest question of all, George. Who can spy on the spies?

Like the fat man said, if you have to be careful not to drink too much, it's because you're not to be trusted when you do.

- He said the ring chose me. He said it's a great honor... responsibility!  - Responsibility? You? Well maybe on their planet, responsibility just means asshole.  - Let's hope so. 

He's not a slave. And he knows more about honor and freedom than you ever will.

Kindness. That will kill you here. 

- Do you ever feel like a chess piece yourself? In a game being played against your will. - Do you? - Constantly. I see them leaning in and moving me around the board. - The Duchess and Sir John? - Not just them. Uncle Leopold. The king. I'm sure half the politicians are ready to seize hold of my skirts and drag me from square to square. - Then you had better master the rules of the game until you play it better than they can. - You don't recommend I find a husband to play it for me? - I should find one to play it with you, not for you.

People ask the question... what's a RocknRolla? And I tell 'em - it's not about drums, drugs, and hospital drips, oh no. There's more there than that, my friend. We all like a bit of the good life - some the money, some the drugs, others the sex game, the glamour, or the fame. But a RocknRolla, oh, he's different. Why? Because a real RocknRolla wants the fucking lot.

You know you can always tell who cares about you the most by who comes first to visit you in the hospital.