Cinema can fill in the empty spaces of your life

We have exactly six months, ten days, two hours, 11 minutes and 41 seconds, until a comet twice the size of Chicxulub tears through our atmosphere and extincts all life on Earth.

- Wait... you changed your name to... McLovin? - Yeah. - McLovin? What kind of a stupid name is that, Fogell? What, are you trying to be an Irish R&B singer? - Naw, they let you pick any name you want when you get down there. - And you landed on McLovin...

Hi, I'm Bob I'm the spokesperson for the Coca-Cola company. I'm here today to ask you to continue buying coke. Sure, it's a drink you've been drinking for years, and if you still enjoy it, I'd like to remind you to buy it again sometime soon. It's basically just brown sugar water, we haven't changed the ingredients much lately, so there's nothing new I can tell you about that. We changed the can around a little bit, though. See, the colors here are different there, and we added a polar bear so the kids like us. Coke is very high in sugar and like any high calorie soda it can lead to obesity in children and adults who don't sustain a very healthy diet. So that's it, it's coke. It's very famous, everyone knows it. I'm Bob, I work for coke, and I'm asking you to not stop buying coke. That's all. It's a bit sweet. Thank you.

They are eating CHILDREN! Fucking CHILDREN!

Would that it were so simple?

Everything we know about you guys is wrong.

- I was drunk! - Was your vagina drunk?

- That's real music, Emmet. It's dark and brooding. - Hey, I can be dark and brooding too - Guys, look a rainbow!

My name is Jordan Belfort. The year I turned 26, I made 49 million dollars which really pissed me off because it was three shy of a million a week.

You got white shit all over your mouth, Franco. You probably sucked somebody's dick. Jonah over here probably watched and jerked off.

I would choke the shit out of Glee if I could... if Glee was a person. 

How can you not get romantic about baseball?