Cinema can fill in the empty spaces of your life

The problem is you trying to live two different lives. The longer you do it, the more dangerous it becomes.

- We have a job to do, and you're coming with us. - There's gotta be someone else you can use. What about Thor? - Off-world. - Doctor Strange? - Unavailable. - Captain Marvel? - Don't you invoke her name! - I'm just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. - Bitch, please! You've been to space.

- Why can't you just leave my daddy alone? - Oh, Cassie. This must all seem like a bunch of confusing grown-up stuff to you, huh? Well, think of it this way. Your school has rules, right? Like, you can't draw on the walls. Well your daddy went to Germany and drew on the walls with Captain America. And that was a violation of Article 16, Paragraph Three of the Sokovia Accords. Now, as a part of his joint plea deal with Homeland Security and the German government... he was allowed to return to the U.S. provided he serve two years under house arrest followed by three years of probation. And avoid any unauthorized activities, technology or contact with any former associates who were or currently are in violation of said Accords. Or any related statutes. Ok, sweetie? - Wow, you're really great with kids. - Thanks, I'm also a youth pastor.

Can't you just be a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man?