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. Do you want me to date him, or "date" him?

- Why can I see you? - Because I’m a part of you.

- I guess I'm not the kind of person you're normally friends with. - Oh, you don't want to be friends with me, trust me.

- A book? What do you want a book for? - To read. - To read? Why would you want to read when you got the television set sitting right in front of you? There's nothing you can get from a book that you can't get from a television faster.

You're giving her beauty advice? Do you even own a fucking mirror?

I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.

- So, Dale. I don't know how much you know about therapy, but it usually starts by you telling me a little something about yourself. - I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out. - Is this Good Will Hunting? - No. - It sounds a lot like the plot of Good Will Hunting. - Yeah, anyway. My best friend is Ben Affleck...

- I don't like you. I think you're a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren't in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I'd bang your tuna girlfriend. - OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don't like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you've wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We've talked to ourselves. We've communicated and said 'You know what, lion tastes good, let's go get some more lion'. We've developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.