Never thought I'd be shipping Agnes and the Borg Queen but WOW is there something there

I need a romcom series of Agnes just trying to live an average life with the Borg Queen hitching a ride in her head.

i'm so sorry

"I think I'll steer the ship for a while."

Two of one

Pixie Recaps Picard | Two of One

ah the indescribable sensation when it’s late at night and you get off facetime with someone you care abt and your stomach is replaced by a vast pit of emptiness <3

gay as fuck to be an android. what do you have all those wires and circuits for? to be fixed by other men?

homoerotic tension

NS/FW!! Eeby/Blorbo lemon!!

A/N: If u don't ship Eeby/Blorbo DON'T READ. >:( >:(

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Eeby plorped Blorbo until they were both loofing on the joop. Deeby blooned deeply and sshlaped their meeks together, as Blorbo’s quiet glamts jiked in urbling.

“Eeby… sleebse, I’m-”

“Shh bargling Blorbo,” Eeby cloobed, and then Eeby clorked his flongles until Blorbo was crungling, blarning in a sloopedling mess of gloprs and meeps that Eeby horvled with shlapples.

“There, my bargling one.”

“Yes - oh Eeby, klank you…”

They just flangor when... GLUP SHITTO WANGLES IN.

when Stephen King was learning to write he learned that the protagonist was the main character and he was like got it Maine character

“ yOu wAnt a PieCE of ME?” “YES!” *bites a bitch*

honestly i’m so glad that the landscape of social media has changed so much that autistic people can feel safe to joke abt their autism and relate to other autistic ppl thru it. this is what autism acceptance should be more about and i am not joking

This is what autism acceptance looks like