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“Everything’s changed. Men fall from the sky, the gods hurl thunderbolts, innocents die. That’s how it starts, sir. The fever, the rage, the feeling of powerlessness that turns good men… cruel.”
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) dir. Zack Snyder
“What about my shit? Nobody listens to that. Not even me. And by the time I realize it, it might be too late. And there’ll be no time left. And I don’t want to run out of time, man. I don’t want to regret not doing what I want to do.”
The Bomb from Holly Black’s Folk of the Air series
@sixofcrowsnet heist: get to know the members — favourite quotes
“You’re all horrible,” said Matthias.
The Diamond Arm // Бриллиантовая рука is a 1969 Soviet comedy directed by Leonid Gaidai. The boss of a black market ring, who is only known as The Chief, wants to smuggle jewelry from a foreign state into the Soviet Union by hiding it in an orthopedic cast of one of his henchmen (played by Andrei Mironov and Anatoli Papanov). But in a case of mistaken identity, instead of Gennadiy Kozodoyev (Mironov) “breaking” his arm in front of the foreign criminals’ store and using a Russian swear as a code, an “ordinary Soviet citizen” Semyon Semyonovich Gorbunkov (Yuri Nikulin) accidentally slips and swears. So the foreign criminals place a cast and the jewelry on Gorbunkov’s arm. Gorbunkov, who comes in and out of a daze, notices what they are doing but says nothing until he reaches the Soviet police. What follows is a multitude of comedic and inept attempts by the Chief’s henchmen to get the jewelry back. The plot was inspired by the real news item of Swiss smugglers who tried to transport diamonds in an orthopedic cast. The Diamond Arm is considered one of the finest Russian comedies and had more than 76,700,000 theatre admissions during the Soviet era. [watch with english subtitles]
I don’t care if you don’t speak french this is the best song in the world
IF ANYONE EVER TELLS YOU THAT SUCKER PUNCH IS AIMLESS ALMOST-PORN FOR NERD BOYS YOU PUNCH THEM RIGHT IN THE THROAT BECAUSE THAT IS THE FURTHEST FROM THE TRUTH. SIT YOUR ASS DOWN BECAUSE I’M ABOUT TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS GODDAMN MOVIE.
THIS MOVIE IS SO FUCKING SELF-EMPOWERING, SO MIND-TWISTING WITH LAYERS AND LAYERS OF SETTING UNTIL YOU’RE LOST TO WHAT’S REAL AND WHAT’S FAKE. THESE GIRLS WHO ARE BEING PROSTITUTED AGAINST THEIR WILL FIGHT TO TAKE BACK THEIR BODIES THE ONLY WAY THEY CAN AND THEY WILL NOT STOP UNTIL THEY’RE FREE.
THE MUSIC IN THIS MOVIE MAKES YOU WANT TO SLAY A PLANET OF ZOMBIES AND KICK-ASS BOOTS AND SEQUINED SKIRTS BECAUSE THAT’S WHAT IT’S ABOUT. THESE GIRLS FUCKING DESTROY EVERYTHING IN THEIR PATHS IN MINI-SKIRTS THAT THEY KNOW THEY LOOK MORE BADASS THAN DEAN WINCHESTER IN AND THEY USE IT TO THEIR FUCKING ADVANTAGE AND IF YOU DON’T THINK THAT’S THE COOLEST SHIT I HOPE YOU HAVE TO RUN ACROSS A FIELD OF LEGOS AND PICK OUT EVERY SINGLE WHITE TWO-PIECE YOU LITTLE SHIT
I was gonna reblog it anyway because of the gif set but then I read the post and broke my hand over the reblog button.
