I am all in a sea of wonders

supportive mother

one piece shenanigans as posts

still reeling from this gem

literally screaming.

He spends half his surgeon salary in merchandise

Little continuation to this post, kind of

The littlest things we know to be small = debut literary fiction

The dark wife: thriller, adapted into a Hulu original

The mailman’s niece = historical fiction

The mailman of Warsaw = also historical fiction but about war

The gate of wind = fantasy

The gate of wind and bones = young adult fantasy

A gathering of pelicans = mystery, part of a long running series that takes up a whole shelf at the library

The Group Project Partner Gambit = romance with a cartoon cover

Wendy Jenkins is Scared of Commitment = romance with a cartoon cover of gay people

this is my magnum opus

dinner conversation (based on this)

funniest thing about buggy saying "someone's feeling threatened" (clearly addressed to both zoro and sanji) is that u know buggy was WAITING for that one. he'd been stuck with the strawhats for like two days and it was two days too long. most of his entertainment had involved listening to petty bickering over the rubber boy while the rubber boy was clearly oblivious. the first mate w the fever and three swords and gaping chest wound was worried a chef was going to take his place as specialist guy. the chef received one compliment about his cooking and decided to never be normal again. the captain thinks they're both pretty (strong). buggy was the perfect outside observer to see a 'what the fuck' situation (zoro and sanji squabbling while fighting an army of fishmen) and comment 'wtf'. thank u for speaking ur truth

zoro and sanji: *only paying like 30% of attention to the physical fight 70% to fighting over luffy*

buggy:

Arthur trying to get Jonathan to take a nap like

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Based, obviously, on the best cat picture ever taken:

hi

pov: gay couple hit your parked car and they're gaslighting you into paying for the repairs

Seward is not doing any updates either, I imagine him creeping up at Renfield's door pressing his ear against it, slightly opening the door and peeping in, muttering "what is he up to" to himself and Renfield answering "wouldn't you like to know hospital boy". Every day.

i bet daniel craig and rachel weisz are engaged in forms of full time kink we can't even comprehend. like if he leaves even one speck of crust on her tea sandwiches she puts him in a christening gown and hunts him on their estate

utterly obsessed with the fact that, in the middle of the MFA this afternoon, my friend leaned over to me in front of Jerome B. Thompson’s “A Pic Nick In The Woods of New England” (c. 1855), pointed to the couple in the left-hand corner of the canvas, and whispered “he’s explaining NFTs to her”

“but Mariah, my darling- the BLOCKCHAIN”

gollums loincloth is like 2 inches of toilet paper and he’s hopping around like disneys quasimodo doing acrobatics and we as an audience are narrowly spared from seeing his peepee but you cannot you CANNOT argue that sam and frodo didnt see it at least once!! they didn’t want to but they didn’t have things like camera angles to save them they probably saw gollums swinging little meat sack a hundred times and both of them just decided to never ever mention it

did they decide to never ever mention it or are they talking about it constantly every time the camera cuts away? we the audience get to decide and that’s why i think fiction is so powerful

lancelot at a grocery store seeing all the carts: oh mon dieu

Seward: Lucy rejected my proposal and now I’m depressed life is meaningless I’m gonna do inhumane experiments about it :((((

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