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natalia, 30s | currently: mostly classic literature, arthuriana, & one piece
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Here's something I though of recently: As we all know, Koby uses the -San honorific for basically everyone, but what about Alvida? The one he calked an old hag?

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so, while he's still living in fear of alvida, coby actually refers to her with the even more respectful 様/sama honorific, which appears to be standard for her crew (the other alvida pirates do it too).

but i am struggling to remember if he actually ever refers to her by name after shouting her down? which means i can't tell if he adjusts how he refers to her at all following that character development. he does still use his polite verb forms when insulting her, though.

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2010. A Japanese woman sits down to take photos of her shiba inu dog for her blog. Suddenly, a man leaps out of a time portal. "Sorry, I can't let you do this. I cannot tell you why." She asks: "Is it forbidden knowledge from the future?" He sighs: "No, it's just too fucking stupid to explain."

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You think Guinevere started off insane or did she succumb to it? Maybe start off as a normal princess but her husband just stops having interest in her the moment they’re married, at the wedding multiple members of his friends and family come in with decapitated women’s heads, she gets replaced by a doppelgänger and nobody gives a shit, and the only guy on her side is the fish man who’s insane and obsessed with you but at least he’ll cross the sword bridge for you and demean himself to make you feel better

i don’t think guinevere is insane. she is actually extremely level-headed in general in the texts I’ve read, just temperamental when it comes to lancelot maybe (who, to put it kindly, truly is a freak). but she is actually weirdly good at handling bizarre and frightening situations—which probably comes with the territory of being queen of camelot. when knights are bringing home decapitated heads she immediately is like. “stop fucking doing that. I am assigning you a new job and the job is respect women for the rest of your lives.” and this is just after marrying arthur too. she’s been queen for a week maybe? few months at most? she’s not screwing around and takes her role seriously. she tells the knights when they’ve screwed up. they listen. she has this badass line in le morte as well when she and arthur and co are cornered (she rides to battle w him) with a river behind them and enemies before them and arthur is like not really sure what to do here and she’s like “well I’ll drown before I let myself into the hands of the enemies.” which I think is cool of her. she seems to be very beloved by a good portion of the court of camelot in the false guinevere narrative even though apparently she is not very beloved by arthur (given that he seems to somewhat knowingly replace her). even when this all starts she’s chill. she’s like oh yeah this imposter is crazy, surely nothing will come of it (she’s wrong here. but she’s not frightened!). she’s def like kind of annoying in knight of the cart but that’s also very much the archetype of courtly love and the woman not having to reciprocate the devotion of the knight who’s like killing himself in front of you to impress you. and in le morte later maybe she is a little rude to lancelot? but it’s having to do with the elaine situation which she does not seem to have the whole story on and I don’t really think she’s acting erratically or whatever based on what she seems to know. so yeah I don’t think guinevere is insane at all HOWEVER if there is any character in camelot who would be completely justified in going batshit after all the horrible things she endures it would be her.

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OH asterisk here. guinevere in lanval is insane. that is all.

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Yakuza Arlong for an OP Halloween collab on Instagram!

Went a bit crazy with the details and colors cuz I really wanna make it POP, but I'm super happy with how it turned out (and how I managed all these in one sitting like girl how)

Close-ups just because:

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well it definitely wont ever come up, we learned recently that dorry and broggy's bounties of 100,000,000 are subject to inflation in the modern day. when accounted for inflation their bounties are 1,800,000,000. roughly. these bounties are from over a hundred years ago. as such 1 beri is worth 18 times less in the modern day compared to 100 years ago in one piece.

if we assume that the rate of inflation in one piece was generally consistent over 100 years, then we can determine when subject to brooks original bounty what he was originally worth. brooks bounty is from around 50 years ago and is 33,000,000. as i said if we assume the rate of inflation was consistent then all we have to do is half that multiplier into a 9.

33,000,000 times 9 is a 297,000,000 beri bounty.

brooks original bounty was roughly worth more then all of the supernovas bar luffy and kidd. when accounted for inflation.

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Being self indulgent with mixed media, never mind that I think both of them wake up before the rooster farts for it's cute. Also finally got the marker colour for Bedwyr's skin colour that ran out like months ago. Unfortunately now I ran out of a colour I use for shading Kei's skin. Oh well life is a cabaret and I had fun at least.

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dear pat — you came upon me carving some kind of little figure out of wood and you said, “why don’t you make something for me?” i asked you what you wanted and you said, “a box.” “what for?” “to put things in.” “what things?” “whatever you have.” you said. well here’s your box. nearly everything i have is in it, and it is not full. pain and excitement are in it, and feeling good or bad and evil thoughts and good thoughts — the pleasure of design and some despair and the indescribable joy of creation. and on top of these are all the gratitude and love i have for you. and still the box is not full. john

@asouefanworkevent day five of woevember : books, alternatively titled, to my kind editor.

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good god, I do NOT wanna block of unfollow that one user because otherwise I quite enjoy their blog overall, but they and the anons who message them are reaching unprecedented levels of "Пастернака не читал, но осуждаю", and even accidentally catching sight of it as I scroll past annoys me.

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