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Love him... love mr. cool...
So deer have this instinct to stand tall and walk like a king when they notice something (a predator) watching them so they look like strong opponents since predators usually target the weakest members of the herd. The baby is doing the Don't Eat Me Walk.
Predators: “How could I possibly eat someone THAT cool??”
Happy Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker Monday
This creature is licking a graham cracker. It is her favorite activity.
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
I’m fucking dying
That last fatal scream tho
based on nora's tweet
jean dying in every draft except this one
How to ask for food while being cute. 😂
So one of my neighbors has a lawn Roomba or whatever they're called, and this thing trundles around looking like a background robot in the background of the original trilogy, and ABSOLUTELY BAFFLING THE DOGS.
They have concluded, I think, that it's some kind of prey animal because right after this video ended they decided to crouch down and stalk it, which means I'm 90% sure I'm going to have to stop Arwen from eating it at some point.
Of course it's a prey animal it fucking eats GRASS
While I can’t fault your reasoning on robot taxonomy, apparently we’re both wrong: Arwen, as much as she is a high-prey-drive animal, is foremost, a herding dog, and has decided that the Lawn Roomba is a SHEEP.
What happened is the lawn roomba belongs to the guy that does most of the maintainence on the neighborhood park, and he had it out grazing on a different section of lawn when my parents came down for a walk and Arwen was siezed by 200 years worth fo Kelpie Instincts, rolled out of her Harness and proceded to herd the shit out of this tiny, oblivious robot.
Everything was on display- mock-stalking, intimidating eye contact, barking, running in front of it to try to get it to balk, the scariest barking she can muster (which is actually. pretty scary if you’re not used to Loud Dogs), looking back at my parents for directions. or rather, looking at my Mom while Dad tried unsuccessuflly to capture her.
After about ten minutes they realized she wasn’t biting it, and decided to let her play Sheep Simulator 5000 for a while. She eventually figured out that
Conent that this was apparently some kind of blind, deaf and particularly stupid sheep, she could now manage the robot by smacking it if it got too close to the creek bed or fence for her liking, and was eventually content to sit on the highest point of the field and Supervise (TM) it.
“Hey.” Said Roger, owner of the robot. “Do you think if I put the ramp down she’ll herd it into the back of my pickup?”
Arwen was mostly asleep in the afternoon sun as roger put the ramp down but woke right up when mom Whistled, then pointed at the truck. She immediately went after the robot and did something that wouldn’t have occured to me, an allegedly more intelligent being: the robot is roughly triangular, and when it hits an obstacle, will change direction so that one of its other sides (rather than points) is now the ‘front’. So to get it to move in a straight line in the direction she wanted, Arwen would smack the two sides of the robot that she didn’t want it to go in in quick sucession, and got it across the field, over a small hill and up the ramp as fast as it’s clumsy little wheels could go.
“I didn’t know you had a fully-trained sheepdog!” Said Roger
“Me either.” said Mom.
So Arwen now has a Semi-Weekly Appointment to play with Sheepbot.
I just saw a completely different one of your posts that happened to mention Arwen and my brain went "could it be the Arwen with the lawn roomba friend?!" and then spent 10 minutes finding this.
I had only seen screenshots and have literally retold this story to friends bc it's just so wholesome, so this is a very fun moment for me lol
dan: foxes interview moments ranked on a scale of "tetsuji moriyama should resign" to "did you know i've never been skiing"
kevin: USC trojans best plays ranked 30th to 1st
andrew: why kevin should be banned from powerpoint night (1 slide, picture of kevin's title slide captioned 'seriously'
matt: neil's top ten freshman year moments (#1: picture of him punching riko at the winter banquet. cue long suffering andrew 'you did what.')
aaron: why alkaline water is BULLSHIT and how to spot other health-related pyramid schemes, kevin
seth: best foxes fights and who won (he's tallying everybody's points)
allison: neil's most 'wtf is that' outfits and what i would put him in instead (neil: why me?)
nicky: action movie protagonists that are secretly gay
renee: best places to conceal a knife on your person (andrew is taking notes)
neil: various sports and why exy is better
wymack: how many years of my life expectancy i have lost to each of you (every time your name is mentioned you have to drink)
aftg heritage post
OH WE DO AND IM ON IT THIS IS AWESOME
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Where's that omg not to be a lesbian thing when you need it. I'm too distracted by the hotness to google it.
The competence. The strength. The completely casual execution of skill. That leather belt and all of its compartments and whatnot. Mmmm.
OP you left out the best one
He needs a napkin
The hard cut to the berry massacre is just killing me
this man is iconic. his one skill is needing an enclosure for berry eating due to his fervor
If you’re gonna get a prosthetic, might as well go the extra mile and make it badass-looking.
Today's Seal Is: The Wrinkler
i could have looked at this part of the video for a hundred years and never guessed correctly where this seal's eyes would turn out to be
A bus driver in Thailand adopted a stray cat and put it on the bus, where it would accompany the passengers every day.
Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.
love how the king was just like nah let's see where the dog is going with this
Qué satisfaction!!
Humans'll really just see a random assortment of objects, say "Is anyone gonna make music with that," and not wait for an answer huh?
More Improvised Subcontrabass Clarinet Out Of Miscellaneous Stuff!
'I just want you to know who I am'
🎶 Iris | Goo Goo Dolls
Art credits : rottenbasil, sanexiah, @llstarcasterll , majordangerrr, lis_photoart, dshr_art
