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marisatomay

“‘Mother’ is a queen with style and grace who can slay the house down boots mama”

— Words Don Johnson just said on Doctor Odyssey

John Stamos is here this week playing cruise-ship Captain Don Johnson’s little brother who is gay and in a throuple. Network television is a beacon in the dark.

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averagefairy

I think it’s so funny how we have to speak to men like preschoolers when it comes to having empathy for women. like hey buddy… I know you think girls are icky :( but remember your mommy? your mommy is a girl! and then they’re like ohhhh… mommy IS a girl.. and I do like mommy… this is starting to come together

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Anonymous asked:

genuine question: where do people get pears??? i literally have never seen one in person. as a kid i thought they were made up for animal crossing, like persimmons

i dont know how to tell you this but persimmons are also real

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the front seat of the car is a type of confessional

i genuinely think that physically it’s easier to have hard conversations when you’re both facing forward, not having to look at each other. the catholic church knew this also

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