Oh Hi

apartment. i’m at my apartment

through the power of imagination i can conjure the taste of beer in my mouth and queef my thrust

QUENCH MY THIRST

I MEANT TO SAY QUENCH MY THIRST

bridget forcefem tulpa is a light in this dark dark world

here i added some colors too is that better

#i understood the words just fine but i have some questions about the colors

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

cool cool, you like iphone games with anime bikini girls? awesome. and your room is dirty as shit? that fuckin rocks man, hope you find a girlfriend soon, that like, looks like one of the girls. from the game.

Oh fuck off. Bunch of condescending fucks. 

all i said is that i hope you find a anime girlfriend. is everything okay dude?

HOBBES vs. TIGGER cage match TO THE DEATH say goodbye to your childhood because ONE! WILL!! DIE!!!!

Picturing two tiger plushies just kind of sitting there facing each other in Thunderdome

i am picturing it

From the Wikipedia page on loons

THIS IS THE CUTEST SHIT IVE EVER SEENNNN

@is-the-primate-vid-cute

Cute!

This orangutan had lots of fun with the sunglasses and the zookeepers managed to get her to trade the sunglasses for some leafy greens when she was done with them. Items like this are not ideal in primate enclosures because they can break and/or ingest pieces, so the orangutan got to have her fun and (not) eat it too.

mom: who took all my coping juice

14 year old daughter:

animals are quite funny.. you show them a Thing and theyre like "ok i will Sniff this"..

Me doing some kind of physical labor: ugh this fucking sucks pleh I hate physical labor >:(

Me remembering that because of this I’m going to sleep like a rock, my lunch is going to taste amazing, my skin is going to glow, my muscles are going to be stronger, and I’m going to be rewarded with the completion of this difficult task: oh nvm yayyyyy

People recreationally lying on tumblr is like a misinformation vaccine.

You're exposed to false information that's presented as if it's true, but which has been rendered harmless by being something absurd and utterly ridiculous, and even if you do catch something from it, the response is getting ridiculed on the internet instead of getting sucked into a cult. So the next time you encounter something that sounds absolutely mindblowing, some part of your mind remembers to check the sources, because you're not going to repeat the purple-eyes-no-periods mistake again.