made an attempt

@unpretty

it’s DIRT

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’

@diseonfire future?

I know I literally  just reblogged this but I love this video so much it always makes me laugh because

1. “LADIES”

2. The very disappointed “Eclair…”

3. “WHAT?” (High pitched mooing in response)

4. The way they turn into Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch as they get progressively more frustrated

Btw you can be intensely critical of the Democratic party and recognize that it is full of aged out of touch moderates who are refusing to meet the urgency of the moment,

and also recognize that voting for Democrats is extremely important because it allows things like the confirmation of Justices and prevents the literal fascist party from gaining more power and that harm reduction is an important end in itself

These things can coexist

Politics is a long game. Being disappointed and angry today does not obviate your responsibility to participate

feeling so so so so normal

merry fucking christmas

It’s that time of the year again :)

Lol this made me laugh so much. I want it on repeat this Christmas.

It isn’t a proper holiday season until you hear this.

upgrade 

I can’t wait till this is on my dash again on December 24th tbh.

It’s a date post, bestie, it’s gonna get reblogged every December 24th until this site collapses with the heat death of the universe.

I love Garak's hair in this scene from "For the Cause". It's the only time his hair is brushed for some of it to be in front of his ridges, and it's really cute.

PLATONIC CUDDLES

i want more platonic cuddling--sitting on your lap, leaning my head on your shoulder, just overall being close with you--without the expectation of romance or dating or 'more'

i want platonic hand-holding and platonic besties going and doing things together maybe going to lunch, the movies, hanging out in a library together

i want this kind of connection, a person who is special who i can buy or make random little gifts for and who i just exist with

I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

Don't hold your breath, Leon 😅

I don’t really have much commentary to add. I just wanted to share Bruce being hurt and petty after being kicked out of the JLA.  Specifically, being hurt by Clark kicking him out.  Because they’re best friends.  😢  

[JLA (1996) #50]

Dec 4: Remember that time we learned Clark Kent totally peeked at all his Christmas presents with his X-Ray vision? (Justice League, “Comfort and Joy”)

Because Clark is awesome and loves christmas.

remember that time we learned clark kent is a grown man who still believes santa exists

He’s an alien and a superhero who knows other superheros in a world with a talking telepathic Gorilla, ofc he believes, anything is game.

Thats because Father Christmas/Santa Claus totally DOES exist in the DC universe, and  every year, without fail, Santa fights through Apokolips’ defenses just to give a lump of coal to Darkseid.

He W H A T

The latest addition to the DC Holiday Mythos is that Batman trained under Santa Claus.

And Clark is noticeably hurt that Bruce never told him.

God, I love comic books.

And this means Santa is real to the Ninja Turtles, who crossed over with Batman.

(Okay but was anybody going to tell me that now Santa Claus trained Batman or was I just supposed to read that in this specific Tumblr thread myself?)

the losechesters

Conversation that Tumblr is not ready for:

I scrolled past that before realizing op was being literal and not just making some kind of weird joke

Oh please, "the penetration of the vampire's bite as metaphor for sexual penetration" is like, horny classic vampire symbolism 101 🙄 Taking this to the next level of "vampire bite as literal reproductive penetration" is a conversation Tumblr is thoroughly and uniquely prepared for and one that we will all severely regret very shortly

Oh, I’m ready to be a spectator for this conversation. I’m ready. 

So, when a vampire doesn’t want to become a vaddy, they use a set of these, right?

MA'AM.

[something, something] … practicing safe sucks.

THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL (1992) Dir. Brian Henson