There's no way they didn't know exactly what they were doing when they wrote this line.
I swear, I love Monster High as it is, seriously, one of the only doll franchises I've ever given two shits about. BUT if it were directed at adults, we could get gems like fully wolf Clawdeen being caught by her human neighbours and explaining herself like:
"I'm going to a convention."
"Oh, what character are you going as?"
"I'm...a furry. It's a furry convention. This is my fursona."
Something I really loved about Barbie is how self-aware they are. They had Barbie saying she's ugly and they immediately had to go, "Nope. Sorry. This just isn't believable with Margot Robbie."
... they're selling furry Barbies now? God, this is Magic Ring Ken all over again 😂😂
I can't believe we never got a joke where Cleo says something like, "My dad just texted me to remind me we're visiting Grandma at the museum this Sunday." It's simply unfair.
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For the longest time I've felt cheated about Barbie because instead of legendary dolls telling little kids they could be anything they want (doctors, lawyers, presidents, vets...), suddenly all Barbie was about were far more frivolous things like a mermaid princess, or crazy parties, but you know what?
Fuck that. I've finally decided what really happened is Barbie finally retired after a long, successful career and is now living life to the fullest. Or, alternatively, she quit her crappy, soul-sucking job with her pretty, manicured middle finger held high up in the air and is now living life to the fullest.
For the longest time I've felt cheated about Barbie because instead of legendary dolls telling little kids they could be anything they want (doctors, lawyers, presidents, vets...), suddenly all Barbie was about were far more frivolous things like a mermaid princess, or crazy parties, but you know what?
Fuck that. I've finally decided what really happened is Barbie finally retired after a long, successful career and is now living life to the fullest. Or, alternatively, she quit her crappy, soul-sucking job with her pretty, manicured middle finger held high up in the air and is now living life to the fullest.
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This site explains why Teen Titans 2003 was cancelled at its best moment. Apparently, there was a conflict between Mattel and Bandai over its products; according to this, Bandai had every right over the toys and merchandising, but Mattel had decided to sell their own with the fifth season. This created an arguement between both brands that Mattel ended by convincing Cartoon Network to cancel the show.
Curiously enough, nowadays Mattel has the rights over the merchandise for Teen Titans Go!
If you know Spanish, I recommend reading the article.
Bonus:
It's also revealed Jinx's true name
This site explains why Teen Titans 2003 was cancelled at its best moment. Apparently, there was a conflict between Mattel and Bandai over its products; according to this, Bandai had every right over the toys and merchandising, but Mattel had decided to sell their own with the fifth season. This created an arguement between both brands that Mattel ended by convincing Cartoon Network to cancel the show.
Curiously enough, nowadays Mattel has the rights over the merchandise for Teen Titans Go!
If you know Spanish, I recommend reading the article.
Bonus:
It's also revealed Jinx's true name