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sister of four younger brothers = violence at every corner
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“People are so ungrateful. No one ever thanks me for having the patience not to kill them.”
— Karai, at some point
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Karai: When I die, my tombstone won’t say “RIP”, it will say “VIP”.
April: That's because they reserved a special place in hell for you.
Karai: Yeah, the throne.
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Casey: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Raph: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies.
Mikey: Socks are Feetie Heaties.
Donnie: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties.
Leo: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies.
April: Stamps are Lickie Stickies.
Karai: I hate you guys so much.
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Mikey: Shinigami hasn’t taken her eyes off her phone in two hours. First person to make her look up wins the bet.
Casey, approaching Shinigami: Hey girl~
Shinigami, while still on her phone: *throws knife at Casey*
Casey: AHHH! Catch ya later!!
Mikey, placing down a boombox: Mid-morning dance party!!
Mikey: *plays music*
Shinigami, still on her phone: *dances to the music*
Mikey: She’s dancing even better than normal.
Leo, approaching Shinigami: Oh my god. Did you hear that George W Bush died?
Shinigami, still looking at her phone: Who dat?
Karai: *blows air horn in Shinigami’s ear*
Shinigami: *not fazed, still on her phone*
Mikey: Shini may never look at another real human being again. She’s unbeatable!
Raph: Oh, I don’t know about that.
[Shinigami’s phone pings]
Shinigami, looking up from her phone: Raphael Hamato! Are you kidding me?!
Raph: I change my relationship status to “It’s Complicated”! Pay up, losers! Whoo!
[Raph’s t-phone starts to ring]
Raph: Oh, it’s Mona Lisa.
Raph, answering his phone: Hey babe.
Raph: No! No, no, no! It’s was a mistake! My thumb slipped and-
Raph, to everyone: I gotta go...
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Karai: I’m going with Shinigami.
Leo: Of course you are. She’s your only friend ever since you destroyed your social status.
Karai: Yeah, by design because she’s the only person I think is worth a shit.
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Karai: Yield or die.
Mikey: Just, take it down to like a seven.
Karai: Yield or else.
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April: Hey, guys!
Everyone: Hey!
Mikey: How'd your date go?
April: Not so good. He walked me to the subway and said "We should do this again".
Everyone: *Aww's of sympathetically*
Mona Lisa: What? He said we should this again. That's good, right?
Leo: Not really. Loosely translated, "We should do this again" means "You will NEVER see me naked".
Mona Lisa: Since when?
Casey: Since always. It's like dating language, y'know, like, "It's not you..." means "It is you."
Donnie: And how "You're such a nice guy!" means "I'm going to be dating leather-wearing alcoholics and complaining about them to you".
Shinigami: Or you know, "I think we should see other people" means "Haha! I already am!"
Mona Lisa: And everybody knows this?
Raph: Sure. It cushions the blow.
Karai: Yeah. It's like when you were a kid and your parents put your pet to sleep and they tell you it went off to live on a farm.
Mikey: That's funny because our dad really did send our cat off to live on a farm!
Leo: Uh... Mikey?
Mikey: Hello?? The Milner's farm in Connecticut? The Milners, they had this unbelievable farm! They had horses and rabbits that she can play with...
Leo, Raph, and Donnie: ...
Mikey: ...
Mikey: Oh my god, Ice Cream Kitty!
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Karai: Look at us, bickering like school girls, looking around the room for things to hit each other with.
April: ...I don't think we were doing that.
Mona Lisa: Chair, lamp, plant, table leg, April’s leg.
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And the others are so chill, like: “Welcome to the light side, Karai. We are the dark side’s cookies.”
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Karai looks so much like her Mama.
She totally does!
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This is probably why Shredder has a hard time letting Karai go even after she learned the truth.
Which is disturbing when you think about it too much.
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I want the three of them to become #galpals and teach April in the ways of makeup and thigh highs. I’m tired of all the girl fights I need girlfriends!!!
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vampire karai for my demon au fic! her hair is so confusing
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いつのまにか、もう10月。そろそろ秋らしい気候になってほしい…
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Karai’s first design and how she ended up looking. That little girl is Shadow, yes in this she’s Karai’s daughter.
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KARAI IN EVERY EPISODE: ⤷ 2x20, The Legend of the Kuro Kabuto
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this song came up in my playlist and suddenly i’d made this