One of the biggest mysteries of my life will always be how Pokémon trainers never confused their Pokémons even if all the pokéballs looked exactly the same...
Me as an adult
Somebody: Why is this kid movie on?
Me: Oh, you know... The kids wanted to watch it.
Them:... You don't have kids
You know adulthood is lurking in the shadows when you’re not even 16 years old but you have a dream about going to a job interview. And you wake up without even knowing if they hired you or not.
geekgirles reblogged
Someone gave us a big box of tons of happy meal toys for the kids, I casually poke around in there, then noticed the smallest amount of black hair poking out under other toys. Thinking nothing of it, I pull this tuft of black hair out of the box, realise it’s Gray Branch and literally start screaming.
Perfectly normal adult reaction.
I've seen worst, don't worry. I know a bunch of questionable "adults".