Nothing like a broken heart to bleed ink

"Violence is never the answer" except for when the crossword asks you for an 8-letters long word that means "behaviour involving physical force intended to hurt, damage, or kill someone or something."

Then it is.

Why do I feel like I just got my horoscope read?

Huh, didn't know The Grinch had a sister... And look! She's on a date with Cleo de Nile's cousin!!

Back in the day, I made this but Tumblr wouldn't let me post it. I don't even remember the source material LOL

Tumblr, the last thing I needed is a French site asking me about the size of my prostate (which I don't even have)...

I accidentally typed 'Aristocar' instead of 'aristocat' and now I'm wondering if an aristocar would be a car with a bow tie and a monucle, or a character from the Cars franchise.

Why do I always feel like singing Christmas carols once Christmas is over????

This whole time I thought hubris was something sexual or related to puberty because it sounded like pubis, when it turns out it actually means "pride or arrogance."

Anybody else fed up with Tumblr changing everything every update?

Yes, I know there's a typo, but by the time I realised it I was too lazy to redo the meme

An analysis on Avatar: The Last Airbender would be called an ATLAlysis?

Did anyone else have a big ass Pokémon card collection but had no idea how you were supposed to play with them, or was that just me?