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Nothing like a broken heart to bleed ink

@geekgirles

Just another 22-year-old Spanish/Spaniard INFP-T animation lover. TOTALLY NOT spoiler free. You've been warned ;) (icon by @capttower)
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Spaniards and irish are meant to be friends.

I’ve always loved Ireland because the region in the North of Spain where i am from shares a lot with it since we were Celts too. And seeing the reaction that irish people are having with Ophelia reminds me a lot of this summer when the ISIS sent a video threatening our country and swearing that they’ll have revenge. Normal people would freak out but here in Spain we’re not normal and we made millions of memes with it too. And it could sound strange but i feel so proud of this. I love the way of how Spain and Ireland are such awsome countries with people who don’t back up to threats. So yeah, I LOVE YOU IRELAND❤️

Lots of love from Asturias, Spain.

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I know this isn’t Bojack related, but recently instead of turning men down by saying “no, thank you”, I experimented with saying “I’m engaged” and flashing a ring instead. Needless to say, I am not engaged. It still worked better than just saying “no”, but then came questions like “so where is your fiancé?” and “he let you go out by yourself looking like that?” or just remaining persistent in asking for my number. So I went into my closet, and pulled out a fiancé. Now when I turn men down and they need further proof, they can know that I would rather lug around a 5 foot tall plastic skeleton to Steak n Shake and fake a proposal than give them my number.

His name is Braunschweiger Last-Name and I think I’m going to take his last name.

Update: the wedding was beautiful

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