33° 52 60 151°10 14°35 120°58

*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*

States and territories of Australia 

apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter

and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife

or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment

Shots fired

untitled by Amy Merrick on Flickr.

When your mom yells at you and says you cant go out on the weekend

florida is a godless place. I went there once, got in the ocean, and immediately had to evacuate because a bull shark was swimming right towards me. there was an alligator on the side of the freeway. meth addicts and men on tractors roam free. florida is america’s australia

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

My only talent is breathing

I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”

Al Mahwit, Yemen

When confronted with a cuddly cat, the lizard simply continues to lizard.

I will never not reblog this.

The marine iguana is an iguana located only on the Galápagos Islands that has the ability, unique among modern lizards, to live and forage in the sea, making it a marine reptile. The iguana can dive over 30 ft into the water.

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio