Anakin: [slaughtering villages, clenching his fist and swearing vengeance, being the worst dad ever, probably old enough to have a bad back even if he wasn’t also maimed, getting turned into a ghost at the last second by his hopeless dead boyfriend]

The Baby, Five Years After Anakin’s Entire Life is Already Over: [is hoping that within the next few years they’ll be old enough for Mickey Mouse Clubhouse]

THIS IS STILL SO FUNNY TO ME, OK. 

A) Obviously this would likely have been in part because Yoda knows humans mature and age much faster than his own species, and obviously a not-small part of it was that Anakin has a Lot Of Other Things Going On, but LOL FOREVER that 9-year-old Anakin is “too old” to start training to be a Jedi per Yoda, when Yoda was probably the size of an iPhone at age 9. 

B) I hope that occasionally Yoda forgot about the fact that humans age much faster than he does, and this resulted in hilarious treatment of the younglings and padawans AND KNIGHTS. Baby Obi-Wan can sing a whole song and draw a picture at age 3?! AND he’s potty trained???! OH MY GOD THIS CHILD IS SO GIFTED; A GREAT JEDI HE WILL BE. Other Masters have to keep reminding him that yes, Baby-Wan is cute and all, and he seems very likely to be strong in the Force, but those are pretty standard behaviors and milestones for a human child of that age.

Anakin, a grown-ass man, is throwing a tantrum in the Council room about not getting his way yet again? Well, you know, Young Skywalker is only in his 20s, everyone, he can’t be expected to control himself all the time. He probably just needs to be put down for a nap! How many bottles has he had today? Have we tried putting him in his baby swing? SOMEONE SWADDLE THE POOR BOY. (Honestly, this probably would have resulted in a better galaxy for everyone. LET YODA PUT ANAKIN IN A BASSINET, HE’S GETTING VERY FUSSY.)

this is a real deleted scene from revenge of the sith

HOW IS THIS REAL

IM GOING TO FUCKING CRY

anakin: hey obi wan guess what *makes beeping sound* obi wan, scared: how the fuck are you doing that with your mouth

vader: who tore the warning sign off of this wampa cage?? storm trooper: security footage shows it was removed by a golden protocol droid vader: LOL

Vader in RotJ: wait the Alderaan princess is my daughter?? don’t know how to feel about that.

Luke: she strangled Jabba the Hutt to death with a chain.

Vader: OH HELL YEAH

why would you hide this in the tags that’s hilarious

Let’s talk about this:

This is heartbreaking. To have spent years rejected by a community/fandom and to have finally been embraced. I have always loved Hayden as Anakin and Vader. He’s always been perfect for the portrayal of these characters. But to see and hear that someone just wanted to be embraced, and waited 20 years for that. I wish Hayden had been loved more widely from the start. He deserves it. I’m so glad others are finally opening their arms to him, but I’m so sad it took this long.

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call me crazy but if you asked me if I’d rather have ahsoka doing Crazy Stunts or ahsoka with an accurate appearance and the big ass montrals she deserves... I’m choosing the latter

I feel like calling her a transphobe doesn’t entirely sum up that she and her family dragged a trans man out of his home and beat him while Rosario herself pinned him down.

you’re right, I should have been more specific and called her a violent transphobe

okay i tried slowing down the cantina song to make it sad but instead it sounds like something that would be playing in the black lodge

OP: “okay, let’s make it sad!” *accidentally opens a portal to the universe of Grim Fandango*

Padme Amidala fought hard for her children, her husband, and the galaxy in general. Her characterization is by far the best in TPM.

SO GOD HELP ME if Kylo fucking Ren is her only grandchild after she was unable to even hold and nurture her children.

She didn’t deserve that. Stop trying to erase Padme and her importance in the prequels. Stop trying to erase the Skywalker family. Stop worshipping Kylo as some sort of tragic victim when all he has done is destroy every benevolent action Luke, Leia, and Padme did for the galaxy.

Kylo doesn’t deserve that formidable legacy. Finn and Rey do. He is not the “Skywalker of this generation.

fellow star wars fans. how we doing?

Star Wars: Revenge of The Sith (2005) dir. George Lucas

#BUT NO LISTEN THIS IS AN ACTUAL THING THAT HAPPENED IN CANON,#LIKE ANAKIN WAS TOLD THAT OBI WAN WAS SEEING SOMEONE AND HIS IMMEDIATE THOUGHTS WERE THAT OBI WAN WAS SCREWING A DUDE,#IM LIVING

Another Star Wars sketch! As soon as my friend said “low light” for the next prompt my mind immediately sprang to those martial arts movies where they train against the setting sun.  And because I’m still drawing all things Obi-Wan, this happened.  With Obi-Wan being a practitioner of the Alchaka meditations (as written in the Wild Space novel), I figured it’s something he’d pass on to Anakin. So here we have Anakin in the background, sort of spastic still, and Obi-Wan standing on one hand with the ease that comes with years of training.

This is soooo incredible. I love the back story and the simple yet beautiful details. This is the kind of Obi-Wan art I need in my life. It’s more of a vignette, giving you insight into the characters’ abilities and personalities. This is the kind of art that inspires me to write ❤