Gay Rocks From Outer Space

Excuse me, but... how is nobody talking about the fact that Steven actually is the Giant Woman he’s been wanting to be?

Ok, but cAN I SMOOCH HER?!

Trying to protect your friends from SU but they love pain

I see most part of the jaspis shippers considering Jasper to be the most messy/sloppiest kisser between the two but -thinking about it- it really should be Lapis, considering that since Jasper’s mouth is so much bigger than hers in comparison. She’d have to go full lewd, mouth wide open for a kiss that would be relatively mild for Jasper.

Although, she probably prefers more chaste kisses, like romantic kisses on the lips or smooches to the corner of Jasp’s mouth, while Jasper loves hard, passionate kisses. Think of how much she likes to see Lapis give it her whole when things get more heated up tho...

Consider the following:

A human au where Jasper and Lapis start dating each other but the closer they grow, the more they have nightmares where they live what happened between them in canon verse.

Random Maladot thought: imagine Malachite feeling really uncomfortable and/or conflicted around the Crystal Gems and Peridot gaining her trust and talking the issue out, growing more and more comfortable/trusting towards each other and eventually becoming accustomed to each other’s company and spending a lot of time together (possibly with increasingly higher degrees of affection).

Bonus: one day Mala even starts purring while they’re nuzzling together and lil Peri almost has a stroke.

All the things she said [ x ]

Dance like we’re making l o v e   <3  [ x ]

Oh yes.... [ x ]

The decision [x]

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Let’s be Alone Together  [ x ]

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