Young Jasper shyly undressing for her diamond for the first time. Pink diamond would absolutely adore her. She’d kiss her forehead and her cheeks and her shoulders and tell her how beautiful she was, how perfect. She’d hold her hips and run her thumbs up the insides of Jasper’s thighs and Jasper would blush, overwhelmed by being in her presence but too shy to ask her diamond for what she wants.

i bet jasper would love queening gems

really getting off on how powerful, dominant, and sexy it makes her feel. she’s careful not to rest her full weight on her partner, but they’re still gasping beneath a thousand-plus pounds of quartz on their face.

and when she asks if they need to stop, her partner frantically protests, because they don’t want this to end.

so jasper laughs at them, grinding her dripping cunt across their face, smearing them in her juices; dampening their hair, watching their pupils dilate and their cheeks flush with arousal.

she settles over their mouth and laughs again, ordering them to eat up. its a wonder they can hear her, past her thighs and the press of cunt and ass over their face. but they worship her with abandon, sucking and lapping and mouthing at her as best as they can, as she rocks into the wet heat of tongue and lips and open mouth. a handful of fingers curl into her (she’s such a big gem, after all) and she greets it enthusiastically, meeting the enraptured gaze beneath her as she moans out encouragement.

shes merciful when she comes, leaning forwards and angling her hips to gush away from the gem beneath her. she doesn’t need recovery time, though. she settles right back onto their face for round two, ordering them to touch themselves with the hand still wet from her soaked pussy as she gags them beneath the searing, sopping weight of her cunt.

Oh my god…

I…

I just realized how Rose died.

I’ve only been in the fandom for a few months now but I just realized how Rose Quartz died. See the show and the fandom always talk about how she gave up her physical form to be half of Steven. And I think a lot of people get confused by what she meant.

Like I’ve seen a lot of fanart, metas, theories, etc. which suggest that Rose actually physically gave up her physical form so that she could transform into part of Steven and keep him alive. In other words, Steven is her reincarnation. (Well, he’s half her reincarnation and half of Greg’s DNA.) 

Which never made sense to me but then again I’m new to the show, so I’ve just sort of gone along with it. 

But now I’m here to present you all with a simpler (and ironically, darker) theory.

Steven isn’t a reincarnation of Rose. Steven is just Rose’s child. Which is still impressive and groundbreaking since he’s the first human-gem hybrid. But he’s not a human-gem reincarnation. He’s just their child. All of his powers are inherited from his gem DNA, not from being a reincarnation. I’m going to go so far as to say that even his gem was a product of DNA and not a symbol of the fact that he’s Rose 2.0.

“Ah, but marauders4evr, the show and Rebecca Sugar are always talking about how Rose gave up her physical form to-”

To give birth to Steven.

Yeah.

According to Rebecca Sugar, “Rose shapeshifted a womb for him to be born from.”

Pretty impressive Gem magic.

But here’s the thing.

According to Amethyst in Steven’s Birthday, “Steven, you can’t just keep stretching forever. If you hold it too long, you could really hurt yourself.”

Hmmm…fascinating.

It appears that if a gem shapeshifts for a prolonged period of time, they’ll have severe consequences. And we see this even further when Steven does…

…that.

Now for some odd reason, that turns Steven back into a baby, but that’s not what I’m getting at. I’m getting at the fact that Steven’s body took an extreme physical toll after just a few hours of shapeshifting. Because, as Amethyst said, prolonged exposure to shapeshifting can cause someone to “really hurt themselves”. 

Rose Quartz shapeshifted for nine whole months. And that’s not even counting the stretching she did to push Steven out.

My friends…

When Rebecca Sugar and the show talk about how Rose Quartz gave up her physical form to give birth to Steven, they literally mean that Rose Quartz stretched herself out for such a prolonged period of time that her body (ie: her physical form) eventually faced the consequences and withered away into nothingness.

Steven’s Birthday wasn’t just a filler episode. It was the key to showing us the process by which his mother died.

Oh.

OH!

OH…

Huh. This is a pretty good theory. <3 Ami

SAD BUT ALSO YES

Jasper napping in a sunbeam and Lapis waking her up slowly by playing with her hair and rubbing her back. And Jasper’s super cuddly and still half asleep so she wraps her arms around Lapis and holds her close and nuzzles her hair. And they kiss lazily and get each other off while they’re still clothed before falling asleep with their legs tangled together. 

in the winter, jasper replicates that warm feeling by draping big piles of soft blankets and throws over herself in the middle of the living room. sometimes, lapis will wake her by burrowing underneath the blankets, pulling aside the crotch of jasper’s sleeping shorts, and reverently eating her out. naturally, this is jasper’s favourite way to wake up. on other occasions, steven will find his way into their little nest, and it’s a mark of how much jasper cares for steven that she’ll let him pretend to be comforting her (rather than the other way around) to save face when amethyst and peridot gently tease him over it. lapis normally prefers cool and darkness over this warmth, but nothing beats breathing in the sandalwood scent of jasper’s hair as she falls asleep in jasper’s arms and the rain continues to fall outside.

{ Headcanon time! Malachite has 2 sets of vocal chords but they can’t work separately. Meaning she can’t say 2 things at the same time but she says the same thing with both of them as the same time causing her to speak with a craked voice. She basically has two voices. Bonus: in a ‘redemption verse’ where Lapis and Jasper have learned to fuse more armoniously, she still posses 2 sets of vocal chords and even if her regular voice sounds less cracked and more normal, she does have great overtone/throat singing abilities (which I headcanon for human AUs as well) }

{ Now, I’m not saying it would be fitting for a complete, thought-out and accurate AU but please consider the following:

Jasper and Lapis singing ‘The Point Of No Return’ from ‘The Phantom Of The Opera’.

I mean it’s true, Jasper doesn’t fit the character of the Phantom and Lapis is most definitely no Christine. But the lyrics of that duet in particular are perfect for them. Just read them!

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When jasper and lapis have sex, they usually fuck each other senseless but then they have tender moments when they just have the most gentle sex ever witnessed and its so loveable Where is shit like this