gaypriori reblogged
i think my favorite thing about Flemeth is that her im game dialogue is basically indistinguishable from a Hannibal meme I wanna know how often Morrigan asked her mom to get her toilet paper and Flemeth responded with a long ass ramble about how to wipe one's ass shows an unhealthy dependence on societal norms lol
Morrigan: would you like chicken or beef for dinner mother?
Flemeth: ah, chicken, beef. The cow is a powerful creature and the chicken is a clever one; and yet they both fall the same. They show to us that neither brains nor brawn will save you. The axe cleves flesh all the same.
Morrigan:
Tell me, Morrigan