ok guys i know we’re all dangerously low on serotonin, so i’ll be sharing some quotes my friends and i have collected for your reading (dis)pleasure

“What’s that acronym about should you say something? T.H.I.N.K.?”

“Oh, you mean THICC??”

“N-No, I don’t”

“Hey now, I’m the one casting this spell, I’LL decide what this dick looks like”

“What shoes do pedophiles wear? Unmarked White Vans.”

“I can’t hear you over the sound of you screaming”

“That’s beastiality!”

“CLOWNS AREN’T ANIMALS!”

“Listen, at least strippers make an honest living, magicians fucking Do Not.”

“As the instigator of this plan, I am not bringing the cheese.”

“It was fun, kind of like jumping out of a plane without a parachute”

“In the end, killing people is usually rewarding”

“We made our device out of hair and bacon. *checks imaginary notes* It was a bad idea.”

“I don’t know, maybe we should all be Jonathan Van Ness”

“Don’t you need all the fall damage you can take at McDonalds?”

“Tell me if this is embarrassing or not: I burnt myself while making potstickers. And in hindsight, I probably shouldn’t have been making potstickers shirtless”

(In Spanish) “Sheep have no souls”

“You know when someone says, ‘Don’t blame all your problems on this one thing?’ Well I’m doing that. Linus, I’m blaming all my problems on you.”

(offering a pitcher of water) “Would you like some…. boring juice?” 

“I don’t appreciate my history teacher calling me a bottom.”

*Deeply regretful sigh* “you do one spicy damage"

“You look like you’re going on a road trip fueled solely by m&ms, rage, and country music.”

“No more whores for Australia, they’ve been naughty”

“You know what would be great? If you miserable fucking virgins would talk about anything other than pedophiles and computer bullshit for like 5 minutes.”

“You sound like a stupid, horny Kermit The Frog”

“Why is there a dentist in a jazz museum????”

“He’s a jazz dentist.”

“What’s a jazz dentist?”

*Scatting* “I’m gonna pull your teeeeth!“

“I just ate so many Twinkies, I was overcome with homophobia”

“Why am I full of anxiety? Why do me have fear in it?”

Not all lesbians are thin white girls who wear Calvin Klein underwear and go camping every weekend. Lesbians are brown girls in salwar kameezes and bindis and black girls with dreadlocks and afros and Muslim girls in hijabs and Jewish girls in tznius, lesbians are fat girls and 5X+ girls and girls with big bones and girls who are 6 feet tall, lesbians are poor girls on welfare and girls getting food stamps and homeless girls and girls working multiple minimum wage jobs, lesbians are girls with depression and anxiety and girls with personality disorders and psychosis and girls in the hospital and girls who are suicidal, lesbians are girls with disabilities and girls in wheelchairs and girls with chronic pain and girls who are blind and deaf and girls who are in recovery and girls who can’t recover, lesbians are girls who are 5 years old and girls who are 85 years old and girls who have known their whole life and girls who just found out, lesbians are girls from literally all walks of life and all cultures and all religions and our stories are so unique and so vast and to reduce us to only a small group of girls who most of us aren’t is disingenuous of who we all are as a whole.

Dont forget all the equally valid NB and trans lesbians!

Dont forget all the

equally valid NB

and trans lesbians!

Not me being obsessed with Drarry again in 2020 ...

(young me would absolutely implode all i have to do now to completely destroy young me is to make pjo art) the loads of lost fanfic/fanart i made for both of those fandoms is insane wtf

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

it’s fucking disgusting that i just lost 6 followers

more importantly,

this blog is pro-jew.

this blog is a safe and welcoming space for jewish people and is committed to being the best possible ally to jewish people everywhere that it can be.

i’m just gonna go to bed, i’m gonna have benadryl and i’m gonna go to bed and if i have nightmares again then fuck it i’ve dealt with worse i can deal with shitty nightmares i’m just so fucking tired and i want hugs and reassurance but i can’t have that can i, so i just have a heating pad and a weighted blanket and a very, very long night ahead of me

hey mickey i love you. i love you and i’m here for you.

How many times we gotta tell yall it's {noun} of color not POC {noun}

Yes this is ok for white people to rb

Anyways unlearning incorrect terminology is not easy but it’s not an excuse not to try or to tell poc it’s not that deep if you’re an ally.

my brain didn’t process this too well at first so here’s some examples for other neurodivergent folx!

“poc woman” -> “woman of color/woc”

“poc jew” -> “jew of color/joc”

always remember to listen to marginalized groups about the correct ways to support and refer to them

Ive decided to wear buns today :3

they’re not wrong tho 👀

if you only make sapphic/wlw moodboards with photos of skinny, white, cis, half naked women, unfollow me. 

if you think butch and femme are juast aesthetics/harmful, patriarchy-reinforcing synonyms for “masculine” and “feminine” and not identities, unfollow me. 

if you think putting “no TERFs” in your bio automatically absolves you of transmisogyny, unfollow me. 

if you don’t believe all wlw can call themselves butch/femme, unfollow me. 

if you force animalistic labels on nonlesbian wlw who call themselves butch/femme, unfollow me. 

if you think lesbians are “narrow minded” or “need to meet the right man,” unfollow me. 

if you don’t believe all wlw can reclaim the d slur, especially if they’ve had it hurled at them in the streets, unfollow me. 

if you don’t support he/him or they/them lesbians, unfollow me. 

if you try to gatekeep nonlesbian wlw from sapphic/wlw spaces because “they should center around women who are exclusively attracted to women,” unfollow me. 

if you try to exclude lesbian, bi, pan, ply, trans, ace, aro, nb, or intersex wlw from sapphic history, unfollow me. 

Reference card to my butch/femme posts

I wish allistic people understood that infodumping about a special interest is a lot closer to baring your soul than sharing fun facts

Like the information itself isnt the point, its the conduit through which im trying to communicate with you. Its a love language.

What neurotypicals think it is: “I’m gonna ramble about this one specific thing that you’re not even interested in.”

What it actually is: “this is a thing that makes me happy, and I want to share my happiness with you because I feel comfy around you and I love you”

Thats why it hurts so bad when you can tell the person just doesn't care. Its like being told you're affection is unwanted.

PINK GHOSTS

I thought this was a joke but it’s not and I wish it were

Hell world

Whoops I appear to have left my extremely powerful rare earth magnet on top of Amazon alexa

you do know that when jewish and romani people say “never forget” we mean “learn about the holocaust so you can recognize the warning signs of facism and genocide” not “repeatedly bring up the holocaust whenever anything bad happens and exploit our pain and trauma to make people care about your cause” and when we say “never again” we mean “take action to prevent any stage of genocide on any scale by any means, hold collaborators responsible and don’t be complicit” not “only care about genocide when it’s too late”, right? or did you think it was just a fun catchphrase?

no actually reblog this

When you’re sorting the tank filters and a big boye wants cuddles. 

(Source)

“Gotta make sure they are cherished”

Someone with a degree in biology please explain this, is the grouper really cruising for cuddles or are we misinterpreting its behavior?

Because it looks awful cuddly is what I’m saying

Fish are WILDLY intelligent and many are so social that they naturally have social behaviors for interacting with other different species as a whole reef-wide community!! When it comes to interaction with humans, many fish can learn to recognize specific humans and increasingly seek attention such as scratches, rubs and simple play behaviors!

@linddzz can you confirm the fishy desire for skritches?

I’ve had a 4ft goliath grouper come up to me and stare reproachfully until I started giving her scritches and gravel showers. Picking up handfuls of the gravel and gently dropping it over their back is a nice fish massage. We encourage the behavior bc it’s a great time to check over them for any health concerns.

Also this looks like maybe a diver helping with a gravel vac tube. Basically a big siphon used to take junk out of the bottom of tanks.

But yeah this is pretty standard grouper neediness lmao

My betta fish used to love getting little pets

I’ve had 5-6 bettas over the years that have enjoyed cuddles. Half of those would do just about anything to swim into my hand or butt up against my fingers during tank cleaning to “ask” for attention. Fish are smart and some species are very, very sweet if they happen to imprint on you.

I used to have a loach that insisted on being petted every time I cleaned the tank. Had to be careful because she’d wind around my fingers and she was still just a lil thing.

I have always been told you do have to be careful with smaller aquarium fish and make sure your hands are good and washed (which you should do before tank cleaning anyway) since the oils and dirt and such from your hands can sometimes interfere with their protective slime coat I think it was? (it’s been a while since I had room for fish) But as long as my hands were washed and I made sure to be gentle with them my wee fishes always did alright.