getting my brake lines fixed every time my wife cuts them is expensive but i dont mind atall. i love her

woah dude..... your hurt sound is vaguely sexual..... im trying to kill you but im. im getting a bit flustered

“this is so romantic” and it’s two characters trying to kill each other

I hope you know, Oswald, I would do anything for you. You can always count on me.

attempted murder is a form of intimacy by the way . don't listen to people who tell you different

title: conversations with dead people

fandoms: gotham

relationships: oswald cobblepot/edward nygma, kristen kringle & edward nygma

summary:

Ed hears the doors open.

Swings on the stool to greet Oswald.

Instead he sees a tornado of red. A xerox of a xerox of his first love. The beginning of his metamorphosis. First domino to fall creating the most beautiful destruction.

Or: Years down the line, a dead woman and the man who killed her finally get a chance to talk.

read on ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/34202926

babe you haven't killed anyone in 24 hours. are you sure you're feeling okay?

“they tried to kill each other” yes and? do you have a problem with true love

EDWARD NYGMA & OSWALD COBBLEPOT Gotham  |  4.15 The Sinking Ship, The Grand Applause

Oswald and Edward in Gotham, S3E05

The gifset is fine, but nothing beats hearing the audio in these scenes.

Edward and Oswald + grabbing each other → for @insanekingy

#power couple

We have been through all of this before. I’ve tried to kill you. You’ve tried to kill me. But here we are in this room. Together.

Were a notorious couple of cats

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