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Anonymous asked:

you're old

Then why would I understand this video?

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*explaining viper from dota to a medieval pikeman*

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Anonymous asked:

Mario, the iconic video game character created by Nintendo, has had a long and storied history in the gaming industry. However, few know the origin story of how Mario came to life.

According to Shigeru Miyamoto, the legendary creator of the franchise, Mario's inception was born from an unlikely source: a construction site accident.

One day, Miyamoto was on his way to a meeting at Nintendo when he saw a man fall to his death on a construction site. He found the event so funny that he decided to create a character based on it.

Miyamoto said, "I always find it hilarious when someone dies. I remember this one time when I saw a guy die at a construction site. He just fell off a beam and splattered on the ground. It was hilarious! So, I created Mario based on that."

While Mario may have been inspired by death, he has become a beloved character in the video game industry, with fans around the world loving his adventures.

"Mario's a fun guy to have around," said Miyamoto. "He's always ready for a good time, and he's not afraid to get his hands dirty. And he's always got a smile on his face."

Mario's popularity is largely due to his personality. He's cheerful, friendly, and always willing to help out. Whether it's saving Princess Peach or defeating Bowser, Mario is always up for the challenge.

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My boyfriend and I haven’t had sex yet lol

do you know how hard i prayed today in church that yall end up having disappointing sex? tears were running down my face - pastor had to check up on me and asked if i was ok

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Anonymous asked:

Talk..

You. In my eyes just come across as a retarded, unfunny and arise-getting waste of talentless life, no better or any worse than the high-class snobs, poot high-minded "intellectuals", hippy-dippy peacemakers so-called motivation speakers, tradlife fucks who believe the WHITES are superior, righteous and divine humanity saviours and narcissistic social justice cunts which plague this slowly dying shitter we call home...

So in other words, ignore this as I go fuck myself...

You ok buddy

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